Amazing day at the Grand Canyon ministering with Creation, Evolution & Science Ministries . We spoke with hundreds of people about the science of how Grand Canyon formed! So glad we had an opportunity to teach the truth to so many.
Joe Gallman: So you told them it was carved and the sediment subducted over several million years?
Eric Hovind: That theory can't explain the missing 1.5 miles of strata that is missing from the top of Grand Canyon! Time to revise your theory to catch up to what the Bible said a few thousand years ago!
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Is there some method, legally, that would allow for suing these people? Their objections have been countered and actual facts have been explained to them in ways that would be suitable for children. They are intentionally LYING. Hovind and Comfort make money from saying things they know to be false. Textbook makers who use their bullshit ministries as sources are perpetuating frauds known by the heads of the companies to be frauds because the Internet will always have the footage of paintaking explanations of every single element.
>That theory can't explain the missing 1.5 miles of strata that is missing from the top of Grand Canyon!
I'm not a geologist, but surely there are other possibilities than "Goddidit?" Like:
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Once again we observe the feral Hovind building its nest of lies. They use these nests to attract and trap their prey, mostly young. This one appears to have chosen a well trafficked canyon trail this time around. It really is quite astonishing, how quickly they can rebuild them. It's a skill developed by endless repitition. The Hovind, you see, has a nasty habit of vastly overestimating the size and durability of its nest. It's estimated that for every successful capture, roughly 400 of their would-be victims will simply poke holes in the flimsy walls of the structure and take their leave if they even enter at all. The older specimens have been known to build multiple nests and flit between them during an altercation in a meager attempt to confuse their victims. This is only rarely effective but demonstrates an underlying propensity for considered deceit that is apparently inherent to their species. Unfortunately for them it's not enough to snare their modern prey and it is projected that by 2035 the only surviving examples of the species will be those preserved in museums and zoos.
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Coming up after the break: we'll take a look at the Australian Hairy Ark Hog. Most commonly found infesting old, unseaworthy ships, the Ark Hog has recently become a minor invasive species in the Northern Americas. And now a word from our sponsor, Dim Ray Bananas. Dim Ray: the perfectly-proportioned fruit that won't squirt you in the face when you handle it.
Joe Gallman: So you told them it was carved and the sediment subducted over several million years?
Eric Hovind: What? No! We lied, of course! What do you think we are, actual scientists?
"Eric Hovind: That theory can't explain the missing 1.5 miles of strata that is missing from the top of Grand Canyon! "
They myth can't explain how 8 people managed to feed 30 million animals for 400 days.
Time to revise your myth to catch up to what we learned in this millennia.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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