would any of you atheist like to wipe my butt?
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Heaven doesn't sound that great if I have to go to Hell to get my butt clean.
Does anybody else smell a troll? I personally nominate this fucknut TROLL OF THE MONTH! First of all, his incoherent babbling about wiping his BUTT (He used the "B" word!) instead of approaching atheism with an intelligent argument says it all. All fundies do is close their ears and lash out at all who disagree with them. And "burners"? What the fuck does that mean? This guy is creepy.
Thank you for that insight, mr_master_of_domain. It is obvious that the relationship you have with your saviour has made you a changed person, one that I would like to emulate. I can see the Love of God in you. The compassionate way that you express the tennets of your faith make me long to understand it better.
HA HA HA. ENJOY IT YOU BURNERS.
"would any of you atheist like to wipe my butt?"No, you misunderstood. I would like to KICK your butt.
"that's about all your good for."
Uh huh. I don't share your ridiculous delusions, so my value is only as a wiper of Xian moron asses? Now there's a heartwarming, evangelical message.
"by the way, you better get used to it because that's what hell might be like, atheists wiping us christian peoples butt."
So, there will be a lot of you Christian butts in hell?
"HA HA HA. ENJOY IT YOU BURNERS."
Waste you life, your one and only life, worshipping an imaginary deity. Ha, ha, ha. Enjoy it, you deluded fool.
Boy, his ministry skills suck. Aren't True Christians supposed to convert the unbelievers? Didn't Jesus teach that condeming your fellow man was wrong. Didn't Jesus teach your sorry ass to love thy neighbor? YOu suck at being a christian, but excell at being a fundy hypocrite.
You are aware that there are professions right here on this planets that do entail wiping people's butt, right? Those are called carers, nurses, social workers... professions you should have the utmost respect for.
The only way to take care of this asshole is by telling him off in a language he can understand:
"So, what you're saying is... Christians will be in Hell too?"
You merely wish to see others where you are now, you tiny-brained wiper of other peoples' bottoms! I wave my private parts at your aunties! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries! I blow my nose in your general direction, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! Now go away, you troll pigdog or I shall taunt you a second time-a!
because that's what hell might be like, atheists wiping us christian peoples butt.
Holyshit man, what the fuck kind of a freak reverse-glory-hole fetish is this?
The fact that you just sit there fantasizing about other people rubbing your anus for fucking eternity, tells a lot more about you than I wanted to know, or you probably wished to impart.
It's almost like you have this deep, dark, secret desire of receiving unending anal love from a large, barbaric heathen, yet you are neck-deep in terrible, guilt-ridden denial.
I personally find it heartbreaking that your own lack of understanding would deny you the love that you deserve like all the other children of the stars. :P
"would any of you atheist like to wipe my butt?
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...meanwhile, mr_master(bator)_out_of_his_mind clung on to his security blankie called his 'faith' in a death-grip, in denial that he wouldn't end up the same way as we Atheists - looking like leftover pizza: Cold, clotted, and stuck to the bottom of a box.
Must be cold living in that river in Egypt, mr_master(bator). >:D
basically, we're already doing this. thanks to science, which supports atheism/agnosticism as the only rational course of thinking, you get to have wonderful things like electricity, modern healthcare, technology, school, chemistry- hell, you would still be in the middle ages.
but if you keep talking like this then you deserve to get kicked out of this society and live your life without science.
but of course, you have god. you shouldnt worry at all
atheists generally know how to wipe their own butts. Didnt your parents teach you ?
perhaps learn what your Bible says about the lake of fire, its not what you think.
“would any of you atheist like to wipe my butt?”
“that's about all your good for.”
"by the way, you better get used to it because that's what hell might be like, atheists wiping us christian peoples butt.”
"HA HA HA. ENJOY IT YOU BURNERS.”
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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