When discussing that a blind person with faith in Jesus can see better than an atheist:
"I have such faith that I ride my Harley sometimes with my eyes closed just for the thrill of it. ; )"
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And look, he crashed right into a divider and his spine collapsed. The insurance companies inevitably fuck him over, leaving him poor and paralyzed. The rest of the world laughs at his glorious recklessness.
Hey, um, Caveat Lector, can you please not do that thing with riding your motorcyle with your eyes closed? It's dangerous to other people on the same road.
But if you really want to ride with your eyes closed why don't you do it on a stretch of road that hardly anyone goes on? Can we make a deal on that? C'mon, what do you say?
As a former Christian whom has been legally blind all their life, I can say without a doubt that my eyesight did not change a damn thing about my vision.
Also, trying to combine abstract and literal definitions leaves much to be desired in the way of logical sense, but I suppose that doesn't really bother you that much. So then, Rock hard, ride free!
C'mon, folks, she was joking. Note the smiley face, the fact that the other people posting to that same thread are a mixture of fundies and sane people, and her FRIKKIN' NAME.
(Kat)
"But if you really want to ride with your eyes closed why don't you do it on a stretch of road that hardly anyone goes on? Can we make a deal on that? C'mon, what do you say?"
She already does blindly travel such a road; it's called Christian fundamentalism. *smirk*
@Rat of Steel:
Anyways, I think we have a contender for Darwin Award here. Either that, or a clever Poe.
You, uh, you DO know that's illegal, and you're putting OTHERS in danger, right... right?
Is there any way to find out who this is, where he lives, and what the license plate on his Harley is? I'd like to report him....
That's not faith - that's stupidity. Jesus knew the difference:
"Then the devil taketh him up into the holy city onto the highway and setteth him on a pinnacle of the temple speeding Harley,
And saith unto him, If thou be the Son of God, cast thyself down: shut thine eyes: for it is written, He shall give his angels charge concerning thee: and in [their] hands they shall bear thee up, lest at any time thou dash thy foot against a stone face against a Peterbilt.
Jesus said unto him, it is written again, Thou shalt not tempt the Lord thy God." (Matthew 4:5-7)
I can assure you that if your OT God saw that, he wouldn't save your ass for a second.
and after you died he give you an ear full for being a total presumptuous idiot.
maybe some time in hell to make a point.
"I have such faith that I ride my Harley sometimes with my eyes closed just for the thrill of it. ; )"
And this is why I fear the fundie bike gangs more than the Hells Angels. At least the HAs actually know how to ride.
Geezus, Lord, Please make him hit a wall and not hit someone... I know that you're a saddistic jerk, Jeeezus, but please, just this once, don't kill someone else when that guy crashes. Spare an innocent's life.
Right up there with the always popular, "Hey fellers, watch this!" and the trailer-park favorite, "Hold my beer."
"I have such faith that I ride my Harley sometimes with my eyes closed just for the thrill of it. ; )"
'Your eyes can deceive you, don't trust them.'
-Obi-Wan Kenobi, "Star Wars" ep. IV
Even Stevie Wonder can see how stupid you are, CV.
Well, when you wrap your Harley around a tree let's just hope you don't take any innocent bystanders along with you. Asshole.
Having a driver's license is a privilege not a right.
I seem to remember a passage where The Devil asked Jesus to jump off a ledge, because the angels would catch him, and Jesus refused because it's MORALLY WRONG TO TEST GOD.
You're going to fucking Hell.
"When discussing that a blind person with faith in Jesus can see better than an atheist[...]"
You mean a blind atheist, right?
Confused?
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