Mick Williams:
Lady Checkmate:
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A cult is a group of people, dolt. If Lady Gingham had any more followers than Mick Willie, she'd have a cult.
Besides, it might as well be another fundie tearing up those leaflets. They all think THEY ARE right and EVERYONE ELSE is wrong. Like the Kiddydiddler: his Church seems to have only one True member; himself.
I got a leaflet once in the mail from our Nazi-light party about how Sweden is at risk of being overrun by dangerous Muslims having millions of kids while Blond Swedish Women have no kids at all; some idiocy like that. I cut it up and used certain parts to make a text hinting that the Nazi-light party is threatening the Traditional Values of Sweden, like solidarity, openness, tolerance, progress, and posted it on Facebook. That was my way of recycling it.
We're tasked with sharing the word, not forcing anyone to accept it
Yeah. Because it's not as if you're Unitarian Universalists, amirite Dick Willy & Checkmated Lady?! [/Doug Piranha-levels of sarcasm]
You're not forcing your religion on others via threats of Hell: in the same way ISIS don't force islam on others at AK-47-point; either way, it's terrorism . Honey vs. Vinegar, fundie Christains, Honey vs. Vinegar.
Speaking of apostasy, I'm not sure if a cult or an atheist tore up some posted leaflets at a jogging trail recently.
How does he know that was "apostasy"? Maybe the cultist or atheist, if that's who it was, was never a Christian in first place.
Talk about heaping coals of fire on his head. . .
He's gloating there, isn't he?
Even normal Christians think you're jerkasses, Mr. Mickadoodle and Ms. Chunkhead.
We're tasked with sharing the word, not forcing anyone to accept it.
Don't look now but I think a garment of clothing covering your lower body is doing a "Human Torch" impression.
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@Anon-e-moose
Honey vs. Vinegar, fundie Christains, Honey vs. Vinegar.
Or as I prefer to render it "Honey vs. Ammonia" (flies actually love vinegar even more than honey so I changed it to Bees/Honey/Ammonia).
Your point is still great. "The Gospel of Love" trumps the "Gospel of Hellfire"!
Wait a minute now. So he posts crap on trees by a jogging trail. That might be some sort of city property or a city or state park... I'm no expert on that kinda thing, but could very well be illegal, couldn't it?
@KingOfRhye:
How does he know that was "apostasy"? Maybe the cultist or atheist, if that's who it was, was never a Christian in first place.
Two likely possibilities: 1. Mick and Lady C don't know what "apostasy" means. 2. They think that all people know in their hearts that God is real and Christianity is true; becoming an atheist or cultist involves the deliberate, conscious choice to turn away.
Oh, that's really thoughtful of you, Mick. If I was stuck on a bush trail, a long way from a toilet and no tissues...your leaflets would be perfect! That's about the only thing they'd be good for.
Talk about heaping coals of fire on his head. . .
“Heaping coals of fire” means to do good to someone who has wronged you so that they show remorse. It’s from Proverbs 25:22.
Yet more fundies who don’t know their Bible.
@Thinking Allowed
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The tracts tend not to help your cause Mick. If anything they aren't taken seriously by anyone with basic knowledge. But you and Checkmated lady don't care about that.
Oh man, maybe someone should convince Mick to design & distribute his own tracts like Jack Chick. Everyone's made fun of all the Chick tracts already, and they're old news. We need something new to snark at.
" He was dumb enough to leave the pieces there, so I taped them back together."
Well, that'll show HIM! I guess God doesn't provide funding for just printing up a new one?
I doubt it was 'dumb' on his part so much as making a statement, that your god-graffiti isn't welcome on public land.
Excellent. We're tasked with sharing the word, not forcing anyone to accept it.
So you are not trying to help your fellow humans, but just trying to brown-nose the boss. Got it.
“Speaking of apostasy, I'm not sure if a cult or an atheist tore up some posted leaflets at a jogging trail recently.”
“He was dumb enough to leave the pieces there,”
"so I taped them back together.”
“Tomorrow I'll tack them back on the same trees.”
“He'll no doubt do it again, but it'll be twice he's rejected the word. Talk about heaping coals of fire on his head. . .”
Confused?
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