"Too bad old Carl Sagan didn't know that God? (JESUS) is responsible for the orginization of atoms"
...and you do, 1lame-o(IQ)1? I'd like to see your thesis that won the Nobel Prize for Physics then. Otherwise, you - and your 'beliefs' FAIL in perpetuity.
"I hope he got saved before he died"
Prove that the 'Soul' and an 'Afterlife' exists first. Suuuuurely you'd have included such data in your Nobel Prize-winning thesis, would you not? What's that, you say little pseudo-scientist? You can't give us the exact, precise diagrams, formulae & equations to prove your extraordinary 'claims', as your so-called 'beliefs' are nothing more than 'Faith', which itself has absolutely no relevance to Reality whatsoever? Well, colour me surprised; just don't be surprised then, when we all start pointing & laughing at your irrelevant & pathetic 'Faith'-based claims then.
"He's screaming out for one drop of water right now if he didn't."
'[citation needed]'. Just two words that blasts your theory out of the infinite Multiverses, never mind the space-time continuum. Proof - to our satisfaction - or it never happened.
"Too late to pray for him now because there's nothing Pope Benadryl can do."
Now what an Antihistamine has to do with anything is not only beyond me, but further annihilates your argument due to Use of Bad Analogy. Besides, when it comes to what the late great Carl Sagan has done (emphasis added)...:
'Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones.'
-Marcus Aurelius
Seems this ancient Roman won the bet before Pascal had even been born to make his 'Wager'...! [/smartarse]
