I deserve a sexual purity award.
For some reason I keep getting bombarded with emails from women who want to have sex. This screenshot I uploaded shows an example of one.
But because of my obedience to God, I have resisted the numerous opportunities I had with all those emails. I therefore deserve an award for being able to resist so much sexual temptation.
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I therefore deserve an award
Here, have a Twinkie.
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Dude, I do the exact same thing twenty times a day. If you get an award for not opening spam just because your willy gets the funny-feels, then you're going to have to settle for the 'Participation' ribbon, 'cause I'm taking home the gold.
So do I, but I go one step further since I'm not attracted to females and respond back to them. Usually they say "your Facebook profile pic is cute" when it's not even of me, so I point out their stupidity.
The emails normally get bounced.
I get suggestions every now and again on Facebook, if I'm interested in getting together with hot young girls from Belarus, sometimes from the Ukraine.
Where's my participation trophy?
I'm agreed with Quasirodent, and I figured it was obvious the very first time I saw him, talking about how the US would establish the particular royal line that we prefer. Trust me, no one comes up with such obviously stupid half-assed logic of failure, and also manages to make complete sentences with proper spelling, unless they're trolling. Jacob Harrison is obvious a more than half competent Poe, this guy does not really believe this crap.
I guess it never occurred to Jacob that those are not real women, those are bots?
If it wasn't for child proof safety caps & helmets, ol' Jacob here wouldn't even have reached adulthood since he would have offed himself in some stupidity related accident.
There used to be women hanging out beyond the gates at Charleston Naval Base. Real women, not scams, offering real sex, often within two blocks of the gate.
But I know for a fact that turning them down was not a matter of sexual purity. I was in one or another car with outrageous horndogs who would not pull over to pick up a whore within sight of the base.
It's merely being sober enough to be cautious.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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