[on sex in the Olympic Village]
Maybe it should be called the Orgies rather than the Olympics. This is really a disgusting illustration of what sinful man will do whenever he can get away with it... and also a fitting example of why God will be perfectly just to throw them all into hell when it's all said and done.
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This is really a disgusting illustration of what sinful man will do whenever he can get away with it...
and also a fitting example of why God will be perfectly just to throw them all into hell when it's all said and done.
Wow, how totally mean-spirited!
The idea of all those athletic bodies connecting seems kinda hot to me, but not eternal-hellfire hot.
Ok, all the great Thinkers of mankind go to hell. All top athletes also. Porn stars naturally go down too. Hm, who is left for heaven?
Screw that, where do I sign up for hell?
That's what they gets for allowing wimmen in the Olympics. Should be like the original Olympics - no one permitted to compete except hot, young completely nakkid young men. And you can believe there was no sex going on there.
(You can believe anything you want. You'll probably be wrong. But, you can believe it.)
"You actually used those dangly bits I gave you! Eternal torture is obviously the correct answer!"
That's some god, all right.
So, if we called the Olympics the Orgies because people have sex there, we should call the Bible the Self-Contradicting Incest Rape Pedophilia Violence Murder Insanity Satan Book, because that stuff happens in it.
I don't think the first Olympics were all that chaste, either. Or the gladiatorial games. IIRC, hooking up with a guy who was a top gladiator was, for women at least, like getting an instant boost in social standing among your friends.
Only another two years to go to the next Orgy. Mmm, it will give a new slant to Swinging London.
(Joe, you wouldn't just be a teeny weeny bit jealous that you're not on the Olympic team, would you?)
Joe, you do realize that according to your religion, you are a sinful man too. You are implying that you'd be taking part in an orgy too if you could "get away with it." The only thing that seems to be stopping you is your fear of being thrown into hell.
Now, I have no problem with concluding that the fundamentalist god is a sadistic bully (I actually came to that conclusion long ago). However, it would be nice if one of said god's followers were to actually admit that they bow and scrape to their god not out of love, but out of fear. So Joe, are you ready to admit that you are nothing but a toady to a great, cosmic bully?
No?
Its just as well, you apparently wouldn't have a thing to do at an orgy.
"Maybe it should be called the Orgies rather than the Olympics." tl;dr...
Or just jealous that we in the UK got the 2012 Olympics in London , rather than you in New York eh, Joe in New York?*
[/smug & superior Brit]
Your tears of butthurt are sweet nectar to me, Joe. Expect to get your arses kicked by China again (as it was in Beijing 2008), next year. As 'twas there before, our cyclists will reign supreme in the Velodrome. Sir Chris Hoy (as previously in 1992 Barcelona with Chris Boardman) is God.
>:D
*- Read it and weep, Joe:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_York_City_bid_for_the_2012_Summer_Olympics#International_Olympic_Committee_evaluation_report
XP X3
Besides, your country already had the Olympics in 1984 (Los Angeles) and 1996 (Atlanta). The last time we in the UK had such? 1948. Wait your turn again. We had to.
Gymnos (as in "gymnastics2) means naked, silly boy. The Olympics were "sinful" from the start; a lot of rich older men and women watching naked, oiled up young men wrestle with each other and running as fast as they could, in a society that promoted homosexual relationships.
If God doesn't like people having sex, he ought to have created another way of procreation.
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