The Earth is a flat disc surrounded by a dome. The other planets and stuff are round. The Sun and moon move in circles above the Earth, but they aren't as big or far away as people say they are. If you go far enough in Antarctica, you will encounter a giant ice wall keeping you from the edge. That's why God made Antarctica so cold and uninhabitable. He doesn't want people reaching the edge.
Also, either:
A. The moon landing never happened.
Or
B. They made it to the moon (in less than 4 days), saw it was much smaller than they thought, and turned back.
The moon landing footage we saw was staged.
The government lies to us about this because they hate God. If they can "prove" something the Bible says is false, people will think God is a made up fairytale.
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