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Hey, brothers! NoFap update, day 567 :)

Its been a great journey and im planning to continue, since results are more than overwhelming and i feel blessed :)

Food tastes better, wine is more delicious.

My penis grew 3-4 inches since the begining of NoFap, so thats a benefit too :)

Yday postwoman brought me a letter, smiled, winked at me and started undressing, threw a condom to my hands, i had to push her away.

My MILF professor in uni called me after classed to talk about my project, when i entered her room she was in pink lingerie asking me to show my rocket model.

Parents like me more now, my sister thinks more of me.

My ford focus 2001 now can outspeed lamborgini aventador, i raced one during the evening at the crossroads :)

Those guys, who robbed me several months ago, came back and apologized, gave me my money back plus the loan percentage.

My ex-girlfriend, who broke up with me, because she said she couldnt see her future with 5'2 bald indian janitor called me yday, she said if i need any help at home or with cooking she can come over, spoke with flirting tone as well ;)

Only negative experience was, when i posted about my life story on reddit, some dude from r/incels said that nofap is nothing to be proud of, and its bullshit.

That's why i like you here guys, you are my family, you understand. :)

Overall its been amazing kick-ass experience, i advise to stay to each and every one of you, and ill be coming back with more updates in the near future!

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