The bible homosexuals are an abomination to God, and besides the actually act of homosexuality causes cancer.
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*checks the bible* Hmm, nope, I'm not in there! Guess I'm not an abomination then, what with not being a "bible homosexual" and all
Homosexuality causes cancer, masturbation causes hair growth on the palms of you hands, frogs cause warts, going into the water after eating causes drowning, shaving causes more hair to grow.
Bible homosexuals? Oh, you mean like the future King David and his boy toy Jonathan?
Let's not forget jesus and his "diciples"... Or was that magdalene girl working all of them?
Let's not forget jesus and his "diciples"... Or was that magdalene girl working all of them?
Well, I remember seeing someone mention that sperms have a nasty tendancy to try to fuse with anything, including intestinal lining, and that this could cause colon-rectum cancer, but I don't know if it is true (I think it was in may). Anyway even if this is true, it just means that you have to take a few precautions, and preferably use a condom, when performing anal sex (which is what I suppose Chucky the Fucktard meant by "the actually(sic) act of homosexuality")
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Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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