[This poster is a Christian]
An unbiased study of the Quran shows that far from being a "miracle", that book is a hoax. The Quran is replete with scientific heresies, historic blunders, mathematical mistakes, logical absurdities, grammatical errors and ethical fallacies. Could possibly the author of this Universe be as ignorant as it appears to be in the Quran?
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You know, I am thisclose to registering on that forum, blockquoting that excerpt, and saying "Dude, have you even READ the Bible?" If I weren't in the middle of packing my clothes up for vacation, I probably would.
"An unbiased study of the Bible shows that far from being a "miracle", that book is a hoax. The Bible is replete with scientific heresies, historic blunders, mathematical mistakes, logical absurdities, grammatical errors and ethical fallacies. Could possibly the author of this Universe be as ignorant as it appears to be in the Bible?"
David, "Speck and Plank" would be more appropriate if the number and severity of gaffes in the Bible were significantly greater than those in the Qu'ran. I don't have the knowledge of the Qu'ran to say whether that's true or not, but I'd be surprised if it's a significant difference either way.
Crosis #8680
Shit, you just triggered an overflow in the Irony subroutine. Way to go, crashing the universe. Give me a few minutes (won't seem like any time has passed to you, since you're crashed) and I'll fix the problem.
Ah yes, the Bible is so superior to the Quran. It has so many important scientifically accurate facts, such as Pi = 3, the earth is flat, etc.
So, their flawed document is a lie... but your equally-if-not-more-so flawed document is the absolute truth?
Hypocrisy of this level should be painful.
beeep.....beeep....Beeep...Beeep..BEEEP..BEEEP..BEEEP.BEEEP.BEEEP.BEEEPBEEEPBEEEPBEEEEEEEE-KABOOOM!
[crawls out from behind blast shield and starts picking irony-meter shrapnel out of the walls and furniture].
Regards & all,
Thomas L. Nielsen
"An unbiased study of the Bible shows that far from being a "miracle", that book is a hoax. The Bible is replete with scientific heresies, historic blunders, mathematical mistakes, logical absurdities, grammatical errors and ethical fallacies. Could possibly the author of this Universe be as ignorant as it appears to be in the Bible?"
Fixed that for ya, Sharpie, and it's still exactly as relevant as it was with "the Quran" in there.
"An unbiased study of the Quran shows that far from being a "miracle", that book is a hoax. The Quran is replete with scientific heresies, historic blunders, mathematical mistakes, logical absurdities, grammatical errors and ethical fallacies. Could possibly the author of this Universe be as ignorant as it appears to be in the Quran?"
(*Presses Tannoy microphone button *)
Paging Mister Spak. Will Mister Spak please go to the Jimmy Swaggart Hypocrisy Ward, as a patient is out of his bed. And please bring the main reflecting element of the Hubble Space Telescope with you.
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