Today I was visiting a local historic cemetery on my day off when I noticed a group of orange jumpsuit wearing niggers mowing the grass and picking up tree branches (it was a prisoner work detail) a couple of sections over from where I was walking around looking for the grave of a distant relative who had been killed by a streetcar back in 1898. The work detail had their space and I had mine.

Suddenly I hear all this yelling and lo and behold one of the niggers had either decided to make a run for it or was just being a typical 'looks a me" assclown by trying to do a running jump and climb over a 6 foot brick wall (a feature original to the 1840-vintage cemetery that divides the white and "colored" burial sections).

I happened to look up from unlocking my truck just in time to see the wall section crumble under the nigger's weight, causing the buck to literally bodysurf a good size chunk of masonry over the side (into the colored section, no less). The deputies and work party went running towards the wall, probably thinking they are going to round the corner and find a squashed nigger they are going to have to explain. Mowing a lawn and trimming hedges will always take a back seat when Shitarious goes flying over a historical wall.

I thought the wranglers were going to kick the shit out of that shucking and cooning nigger (it's always a big joke to them when they get caught screwing around) while they half-walked, half-carried the asshole (now in handcuffs) back to the monkey limo to the derision of its fellow work group members who didn't give an impression of being all that happy with the nigger either.

Based on what I have been told about work-release groups, it's a HUGE privilege to be allowed to join one, a major amount of trust being involved, and of course here comes the one nigger who is determined to do something that will mess it up for everyone else. The work group will probably have to sit out however long it takes for the jail admin to figure out what happened (plus the deputies being put on desk duty until the matter is solved and hopefully not losing their own livelihoods in the process/outcome.)

I hope the nigger enjoys eating lots of that culinary delight known as "prison loaf" in its forseeable future as a reward for the stunt it pulled.