How can we expedite societal collapse?
How can we push society towards the edge? Sooner the collapse happens the better
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I'm miserable.
Therefore, I want everyone to be miserable.
I say so.
Why, then, does no one feel sorry for me?
Why does no one spontaneously seduce me to end my misery?
Everyone treats me like I'm an asshole. Must be because they judge me by my looks... No other explanation.
How can we push society towards the edge?
Vote for Trump.
I would imagine a typical incel *trying* to be a marauder, only to end up as the mooks who get slaughtered by the real heroes, or as cruel sacrifices to show how awful the actually dangerous marauders are.
The ones who try to skip over the basic marauder level and go straight for warlord are going to find that charisma, the trait they most lack, is what's needed for the role, and not have anywhere near enough time to even start retraining their "stats" before getting busted down to mook or fatally shanked.
And the ones who realize quickly that they're just not cut out for it find that the dedicated survivalists take a very dim view towards their lack of skills, lack of cooperation, and generally disruptive attitudes. Exile is a slow death sentence...
Should such a thing happen, you'd be sitting in the gutter complaining about the lack of pizza rolls, computer games, internet, air conditioning, etc.
....Then some marauding warlords kill you.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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