All right, I didn't want to feed the trolls, but this one was asking for it (and SpukiKitty already fed them). Forgive me...
@ Maggy:
Hey conservative retards, does it ever get tiring having to constantly defend fundies? It seems like you have to put up a full time effort. Erase religion from articles about Christian terrorism, devise excuses for their misdeeds, work in a way to blame the secularist liberals, rally to get them more paranoid, promote their culture, even though you know full well that it's crass and inferior, make sure to slip in a fundie into EVERY television situation (they're 20% of the population, but in every damn scene), buy their country music even though you can't relate to beating "uppity wimminz" and lynching "niggas", tell them they're pretty, even though they look like 350 lb trolls, spend your tax dollars on endless programs for them, sponsor homeschooled kids so they can breed more fail for perpetuity, destroy the quality of children's schools, despite knowing that that will only make the problem worse, donate to their megachurches, so they can "learn" a light load of Christofascist propaganda while failing to know anything at all about REAL history, hire them, even though you know they'll proselytize and demonize instead of doing their jobs, hire them for no reason other than that their parents are wealthy and you'll give them connections, elect them into office so you can brag about perpetuating the oligarchy, and let them beat you up, rape you, and throw a Tea Party whenever life doesn't go their way... Golly, I guess you'll do anything to keep the electorate stupid so you can stay in power, right? LOL.
I mean really, wow... It seems like a lot of hard work. I bet it really stinks when one of them beats you, or flash mobs your store. That's okay though, because you all know those wealthy Christians who let you ride the gravy train.