[In response to an SF Gate article about some SF restaurants adding climate change surcharges to diners’ bills for funding sustainable agricultural practices]

Greta, the alcohol fetal syndrome girl, too young to dare criticize her childlike condemnation of global capitalism, yet somehow old enough to have valid scientific credentials, wants you to give up all your carbon emitting activities so that the elite who sponsor her bratfest won't have the goi-polloy getting in their way on the roads, in the air and at resorts.