I think he wouldn't endorse gay marriage,
- You know this how? He said not one word about it one way or the other. You are putting words into his mouth - your own poisoned and prejudices words!
wouldn't want higher taxes,
- Who said 'render unto Caesar?
wouldn't want illegal immigration,
- The Jews were immigrants everywhere in the world - in Alexandria, Naples, Athens, Tarsus, Antioch etc, etc, including Rome itself! They were proto illegal immigrants as they were constantly being ejected from Rome.
wouldn't want abortion on demand,
- Jesus says nothing about this.
wouldn't want the country to have a weak defense,
- but the Romans had already taken over all the power anyway. The Jews had no say in the matter. Rome ruled. OK!
wouldn't want Iranians to take over Iraq,
- the Jews of Jesus time probably would have supported the Iranians as they were the enemies of the Romans, had liberated the Jews from the Babylonian Captivity, and Iran had alread dominated the area we now call Iraq.
wouldn't approve of socialism,
- the earliest Christians went way beyond socialism: they were communists!
and the list goes on.
- It would if you only read your bible instead of regugitating what your redneck preacher barfs at you on Sundays. Go read intelligently and you will see that you have been sold a bum-steer!