i can't even look at women anymore
everytime i look at a woman, i can't help but see an image of them being fucked, boobfucked, buttfucked, handfucked, mouthfucked, earlobefucked, hairfucked, nostrilfucked, fuckfucked, footfucked, slapfucked, and buttcrackfucked by white 6'4" handsome chads and being drenched in cum.
i can't fucking take it anymore, i can't even look at women now knowing that they're all whores now
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I encourage you to gouge your eyeballs out of their sockets then. Tell me where you live; I'll gladly do it for you with an ice cream scoop or melon baller.
@ Bimaac- I know there's a kink for just about everything under the sun, but nostril & earlobe fucking? That's not even physically possible, especially if you have earrings in.
I bet this kid is about 17 & has run out of socks.
Nostrilfucked? You're projecting, bro; not everyone's member is small enough to fit in there.
Hairfucked? That's not even a hole!
1. Sounds like you have an obsessive disorder and latent homosexuality.
2. The hell is "slapfucked?"
3. How do you get buttfucked and buttcrackfucked at the same time?
@Crimson:
"I know there's a kink for just about everything under the sun, but nostril & earlobe fucking? That's not even physically possible, especially if you have earrings in."
OP's dick is probably small enough to do it.
earlobefucked, hairfucked, nostrilfucked
I think I need brainbleach.
@Paul Dirac
Every time you look at women you imagine handsome dudes and their cum?
You should GOOGLE “latent homosexuality”
You caught that too? Any time I see an attractive woman, I think of what I would like to do with her, but this guy thinks of what other guys do with her. Yeah, he needs professional help.
Earlobe? Hair? Nostril?
..."Slapfucked"? "Fuckfucked"?
No, you being unable to look at women without imagining them getting fucked by twenty guys at once doesn't mean they're whores, it means you are fucking addicted to pornography. Get help, like yesterday.
Aaaannnddd r/incels has been set to private again.
Maybe they finally realize that half the reason they got so much traffic was because people were mining their drivel for mockery. Or, maybe they finally realized that there's probably a pretty good chance that LE is monitoring them.
I'm sure this is only going to be temporary like the last time.
“i can't even look at women anymore”
I’m sure they’ll send thanks.
“everytime i look at a woman, i can't help but see an image of them being fucked,”
Um… Congratulations?
“boobfucked, buttfucked, handfucked,”
You know, I got the idea pretty quickly. You’re overdoing it.
“and buttcrackfucked”
Um… That’s different from butt-fuckery…how?
“by white 6'4" handsome chads and being drenched in cum.”
If that’s your fantasy, lucky you.
“i can't fucking take it anymore,”
You could try training your mind so when you see women you imagine them baking you a tray of cookies?
“i can't even look at women now knowing that they're all whores now”
You spell ‘imagine’ wrong. You know nothing.
Confused?
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