#1 Evolution doesnt exist
#2 Humans are like flowers, there are many different flowers, but a flower is a flower
#3 Thus, we all are the same
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You know, if The General accepts that all angiosperms are the same, we don't need to demonstrate that humans evolved from earlier, less-humanlike apes; we just need to point out that, if all angiosperms are the same, then he already accepts that humans are primates (indeed, also, monkeys, rodents, and all the other various types of mammal)...
Truly bizarre!
I should point out, however, that the correct spelling is "non sequitur", without a hyphen and with a "u".
So I'm spelling nazi, sue me...
The first one is horribly wrong, the second two are, if I'm understanding them correctly, a fundy proclamation of acceptance of differences. Of course, there's probably some underlying agenda here, I just can't detect it.
#1 false
#2 and #3: The world, meet Linneus' taxonomy. Linneus' taxonomy, the world. Congragulations, The General. Now, keep reading that biology book, you have just started. Don't stop now, it get's really exciting, with empires and species and all that...
#1 Evolution doesnt exist
In your trailer park or part of Bumfuck, Alabama, it doesn't. Of course you don't accept Evolution: because it hasn't happened there yet.
2- The Native Americans in North/Central America look rather different today from those in Siberia. Yet, they are the descendants from those Asians .
3- So why aren't you faster than Usain Bolt?
4- ?????
5- You FAIL. Certainly genetically.
@rubber chicken
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Nice.
“#1 Evolution doesnt exist”
And the experiment you ran to support this was….?
“#2 Humans are like flowers, there are many different flowers, but a flower is a flower”
I have two Venus Flytraps in my study. And my wife has a daffodil outside in the garden. I notice the daffodil doesn’t eat flies. Your ‘flower is a flower’ statement is not only NOT a revelation, but actually REDUCES useful content…
“#3 Thus, we all are the same”
#2 does not support your conclusion.
#1 is a pretty arrogant premise, how did you get to that point?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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