I do not think there is a single child of GOD on earth who could possibly understand just how much the world and the worldly scientists have lied to us. Just about everything the world has taught us and indoctrinated us in our entire lives are lies. From the dinosaurs, to the moon landings. From the topic of how the universe was created to the earth moving and revolving around the sun. From the fake space programs to the fake aliens. From the so called - Drugs wars the US fights to 911....... The so called worldly scientists fake experiments, change data, manipulate scientific findings and are outright deceiving us on purpose. Why? Because there is a satanic agenda here on earth to indoctrinate you in doctrines that contradict GOD and the bible. Even NASA is a lie! Even NASA is a satanic deception. Just about every single modern day war I know of was started with lies. The entire US border patrol to keep out illegal immigrant is a lie. And on and on and on. We are indoctrinated into these lies from the time we are born until the time we die. We can only come out of these lies with the GRACE OF GOD.......... Just about everything the world and the scientists tell us are all lies! I cannot wait for the LORD to keep revealing to me more and more of the real truths of what is really going on here on earth! Praise to GOD........
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Indeed, all the scientists lie all the time. That's why there are no computers, no internet, no antibiotics, no moon landing...
Just another looney Jebus freak.
It was revealed recently that one in four Americans believes that the sun revolves around the earth.
Initially, I believed that there must have been some flaw in the way they conducted the study. Maybe it was worded in a confusing way, or perhaps people answered in a way that they didn't mean to.
Leave it to people like Garrett to completely crush such naive optimism.
O my dear numinous Lord on high, how hast the beast of education held sway over the worlds' gullible masses whilst I, the magnificent Felender, do froth and steam seemingly to no purpose. See how my ardent spittle flecks do proclaim the pomposity of my clamouring gob with each little splat that they make. See, how I, Felender the glorious, but not as glorious as thee O Bible God, do tell of how the virgins may be spared on thy divine word, O Mighty Nebulosity, to come before me and pay fealty to my rampant loins. O how do I extol the finest truths and weighty extent of ignoble ignorance so that my canting blandishments do thrill the very heart of my being. Listen, O world, rejoice with me, as the sound of my grating holler doth inform thy very gross clay ...cont. Page 94
You're right. You've found us out. The Moon landing was faked, 9/11 never happened, and dinosaurs were put there by Satan. I saw him with a shovel in the desert. The internet, long thought to be the result of science, is actually run on Satanic magic. And you have fallen for our trap by using it. We now have your soul! Muhahahahaha! >:)
"I do not think there is a single child of GOD on earth who could possibly understand"
"I cannot wait for the LORD to keep revealing to me more and more"
Everything is a LIE!!!
Including this post.
"I do not think there is a single child of GOD on earth who could possibly understand just how much the world and the worldly scientists have lied to us"
That's because you touch yourself at night, Gary Feltend er. X3
"I do not think there is a single child of GOD on earth who could possibly understand just how much the world and the worldly scientists have lied to us."
This statement is 100% true. But not for the reasons you think.
the fake aliens.
How many scientists propagate reports of aliens?
Anyway, I guess the calls I get on my cell phone are fake too. Not only that: the internet doesn't exist, it's just a huge conspiracy to fool people into believing it exists. Pretty damn convincing too.
Praise to GOD.
Now I have to go kill something on my way back to my cave. No kill, no food. Praise to GOD.
I do not think there is a single child of SCIENCE on earth who could possibly understand just how much the religious have lied to us. Just about everything the religious have indoctrinated us with in our entire lives are lies. From creation, to the flood, to heaven and hell. From the topic of how the universe was created to the earth having four corners to the sun and the planets moving around the earth. The so called creation scientists fake experiments, change data, manipulate scientific findings and are outright deceiving us on purpose. Why? Because there is a religious agenda here on earth to indoctrinate you in doctrines that contradict SCIENCE and evolution. Even the bible is a deception. Just about every single modern day war I know of was started in name of religion. And on and on and on. We are indoctrinated into these lies from the time we are born until the time we die. We can only come out of these lies with the HELP OF SCIENCE......... Just about everything the religious tell us are all lies! I cannot wait for SCIENCE to keep revealing to me more and more of the real truths of what is really going on here on earth!
That's what you meant to say, isn't it?
It's not the scientists fault that reality contradicts your god; they just describe what they see and make predictions based on what they see. Plus, every scientist wants his or her name on the paper, and they're not going to support someone else over themselves, unless they're thoroughly convinced that the someone else is actually right.
The thing you're actually indoctrinated into, is religion, silly.
With the gall to call others "indoctrinated" in full swing.
And where did you learn of this God? Don't even try to claim you came to the Bible yourself because your whole post is Fundamentalist fear of science/knowledge dogma. They do this to you to give you no option but to stay with the church,your indoctrination, to be sore afraid to consider otherwise.
Oh no! I'm actually hallucinating my computer, the internet, medicine, GM crops, hydroponics, railroads, automobiles, bikes, and all the other stuff scientists made!?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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