[response to thread entitled "Jesus Freaks piss me off"]
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Jesus makes people immortal!!!
On that note, the 'options' you Jebusfreaks give aren't all that great anyway. It's 'go to Heaven and be with fundies' or 'burn in Hell'.
you have a choice, make it a good one.
Just like muggers give you a choice..your money or your life.
Only with a mugger, there is no doubt as to his existence.
We have a saying here in Sweden.
"Eat you must or you die.
I'm thinking of doing something similar on this theme.
"I'd rather die than go to Heavan"
~Murderface of Dethkloc
... choose Jesus and live, choose ANYTHING else and die ...
Sound like the traditional Christian choice to me.
“[response to thread entitled "Jesus Freaks piss me off"]
“you won't even remember these people.....”
“choose Jesus and live, choose ANYTHING else and die....”
“you have a choice, make it a good one."
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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