If a Christian man is kissing his date and it gives him an erection (often just the possibility of a kiss can do this), is God or his date being honored?
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Next question: Is God getting a boner too?
If so, the "Christian man" had better get ready for some truly divine bhutsecks with the Big Guy.
Gawd loves big, throbbing boners!
In middle school, gawd was called "The Gobbler" for his adoration of penises.
An erection is a prerequisite to penetration of the female for the deposition there of the male's sperm, no?
The first command of the bible is increase and multiply, no?
Go figure for yourself then.
Umm,,,no.
Since you are consistently using "date" and not "girl/woman", it sounds like you just kissed a man and got a hardon and now you are on your way to hell. Have a nice trip! :-D
I think you are flaming gay!
I think the bible says that if you even have lust in your HEART, you have committed a mortal sin (adultery). You are so far gone, really, it's too late for you.
The page is actually calling for *kissing* to be kept until the wedding day (typos as the page):
Choose to not kiss â“ At least until you are engaged to be married. Okay, this can be extremely difficult, but if you can follow this one dating tip then most of the others will happen naturally. Even kissing once you are engaged can be very dangerous. Itâs better to not kiss at all until your wedding day! Before you laugh and click to another page with thoughts that we must be insane, consider these points on kissing.
* A kiss begins to sexually stimulate a man (and woman) instantly.
* If you arenât kissing then you wonât become tempted to take things to a more intimate level. Youâll be protecting yourself and the purity of your date.
* If a Christian man is kissing his date and it gives him an erection (often just the possibility of a kiss can do this), is God or his date being honored?
* Is this healthy for the man to get sexually aroused time after time without sexual release? When men become sexually aroused a large amount of blood flows to the genitals. If ejaculation does not occur; the build up of blood can become painful. That just can't be a good thing for anyone! Ouch! :O)
* A kiss will surely break down your barriers and leave you in a position that could ultimately devastate your relationship with your date and separate you from a close walk with God. Self-control seems to be the better option.
* Just think how magical that first kiss will be if it is saved for your wedding day!
@ Mayhem
LOL, yes. Private(s), a ten HUT!
To be honest, the dude's boner is his problem. As per usual no mention of the possibility of the woman becoming aroused. Fundies take it at face value that women don't have sex drives, but if they do have sex, they're whores. Cognitive dissonance all round.
@Scooby71: Jeesiz, are they that stupid that they actually believe blue balls is real?
"* Is this healthy for the man to get sexually aroused time after time without sexual release? When men become sexually aroused a large amount of blood flows to the genitals. If ejaculation does not occur; the build up of blood can become painful. That just can't be a good thing for anyone! Ouch! :O)"
A good fucking or jack session cures my blue balls.
From the same page, just before the "kissing tips". These are some fucked up people:
Pray in groups What in the world does that mean? This sounds like an odd dating tip. What we’re suggesting is that you don’t pray together alone as a couple too early in your relationship. Prayer is so very important in any relationship so please don't misunderstand this point. When you pray with someone of the opposite sex that you care about you begin to build a level of intimacy that can often lead to trouble.
You can't even PRAY together without having lustful thoughts and ripping each other's clothes off? Not my idea of foreplay, but whatever turns you on.....
And after spending over half my life praying in church before "being saved" (becoming an atheist), may I say I never once thought about having sex with any of those people.
That's an old thread but this may be worth considering: the part that preachers kid's quoted. "Group prayer", is too often used to dictate what is expected of members. Instead of simply being grateful or (unfortunately vainly) asking for urgent help in relation to a problem, it is common to transform it into a guilt and persecution cultivation sermon. It depends on the group, but some will also go so far as to address part of it to a particular member. Moreover, this implies that if there's a "problem" (temptation!), they should "consult".
Another aspect is that high control groups fear that members interpret scripture themselves. Their "divinely appointed direction" is important, so that you integrate it in the twisted way they require. Ironically, Jesus is an archetypical revolutionary who debated the meaning of scripture in the tradition of his time. Unfortunately, aside from academic non-confessional theology, that is rarely allowed.
“If a Christian man is kissing his date and it gives him an erection (often just the possibility of a kiss can do this), is God or his date being honored?”
Kinda wordy, isn’t it? Jump to the chase.
If a Christian man’s date draws an erection, is God or his date being honored?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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