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[<--- that is what a banana looked like before humans]
This shows how gullible people are. This is a photo of a banana. 5,000 years ago they didn't have cameras. Perhaps you didn't know that. smile emoticon. Banana haven't changed shape. The whole story was bogus.
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How stoopid are you Ray?
Just because bananas were cultivated from their original stock to what we see today doesn't mean that the original banana went extinct.
Look at dogs. We've bred the wolf into all the dog breeds (for you, maybe I should kinds )we see today. Are there still wolves? Why yes, yes there are. How did that happen?
Ray - still stooopider than ever or lying for Jebus - or both.
That is, as you say, a banana. Right now. However, the undomesticated banana does not have the ridges you say correspond to the human hand, it is full of unpalatable seeds and it doesn't squirt, tab or no tab. All of that suggests that your argument about bananas being evidence of intelligent design is groundless. But you were talking about domesticated bananas. How were they domesticated again?
Really? I witnessed Rays smart down on this in real time years ago. He was specifically informed that the natural banana still exists and that it was developed to the strains we know today.
Is this that old or is Ray trying to revise it?
It's just the type of stunt he would pull the swarmy little shit that he is "That's not a real banana, that's just a picture, evolutionists are so gullible!"
What??? Did Ray learn absolutely nothing from the trouncing he got over his ridiculous banana bit? You know, how what he thought was God's perfect food creation was cultivated by man?
And no, people didn't have cameras 5,000 years ago but that doesn't mean that particular strain of wild banana didn't remain the same over that period of time.
"@ Malingspann
I would have gone with Comfortably Dumb but maybe that's just me."
Hello, hello, is there anybody in there...
But if bananas evolved from bananas, why are there still bananas? Why don't we see bananas turning into bananas today?
@Malingspann , SHODAN, MK
Stop it. Just please stop. Please do not ruin Pink Floyd.
He don't need no education,
He don't need no thought control,
No dark sarcasm in the comments,
Leave banana man alone!
Hey, people, leave that man alone!
All in all he's just another brick in the wall.
Wow! Did Ray just pull out a "if domestic bananas were bred from wild bananas, why are there still wild bananas?" argument?!
He's actually managed to cross-fertilize the two most stupid creationist arguments in history into a single hybrid "dumbasshattery" of unprecendented stupidity!
He's like the supervillain of stupid, the crown prince of cretins, the Ultron of unintelligence...
He's the ...
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High Imbecility!
@David B.
He's like a "Stupidity Voltron"....made of bananas!
DOLTRON! DEGRADER OF THE MENTALVERSE!
I should do an art piece of Banana Guy & Tomato and post it here.
COMING SOON: The Dimwittic Duo!
Oh wow. He's actually going to try to go back on this one?
Sweet Celestia. It's finally happened. The sheer mass of his stupidity has exceeded the ability of space to continue supporting it and collapsed into a singularity of idiocy capable of warping the fabric of time and space. He's now un admitting to previously acknowledged mistakes as though it never happened.
Those are wild bananas, just like the existence of dogs alongside wolves, the existence of domesticated species does not preclude the continued existence of the original wild variety. Wild bananas are still around, and still as dubiously edible as ever.
@ Alencon
Ray once came out with a ridiculous schtick that declared the existence of the banana was proof of God's Intelligent Design. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXLqDGL1FSg
When shown the natural uncultivated banana, which refutes almost everything he said, he accepted he was wrong with that example. In the above quote, he's now backtracking on that admission, apparently denying the changes made by human cultivation.
Who said that the photo is 5,000 years old? If you're going to make stuff up to divert the attention away from your stupidity, then how can you expect anyone other than usual gullible flock of idiots to take you seriously? If we were to guide you around to show you wild bananas in person you'd probably dismiss it as an evil atheist trick.
Jesus H. Christ, good old Ray has just gone full retard.
I take that back... someone actually mentally disabled wouldn't be as wilfully stupid. But Comfort has definitely gone off the deep end.
Canadiest
The only reason I can think for him to return to something he caved on (after a year of evidence for his nonsenses wrongness) is that Rays whole witnessing method is to piss people off enough that they swear at his audacity and arrogance so he can,,,,
Proclaim Atheists as rude uncultured louts who have to resort to name-calling instead of formed arguments.
It's definitely his method.
So Ray, and your Estranged boyfriend of late, Kirk, (two sad souls living in a fish bowl, year after year)
Fuck right off.
It's all you deserve on this, the internet shows your embarrassing loss on this one, you lost a month in and disgracefully tried to lie your way out of your stupid dogma for about a year before you FINALLY admitted the FACTS presented at nearly DAY ONE!
I never even needed the original banana, the cultured one is STILL not available to nearly half the Earth. When I was a kid, less than fifth of the Earth ever saw one!
Q.: If Ray's beloved tasty, yellow, edible dildos came from ugly, knobbly, green, seed-filled fruit, why are there still the ugly green kind!?
A.: Because Kirk prefers the feel of the knobbly ones.
I think Ray is trying to say that our bananas of today were not evolved -
but that they were always edible like this, the way that Goddidit. But there are
no 5,000 year old photo proofs to show that Noah had both kinds on the boat,
and there have been no such changes.
Us believing that people took the ugly ones to make the pretty ones
makes Ray & God laugh...and Baby Jebus cry.
If Ray wasn't so dangerous he'd be funny. Kinda like Trump.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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