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>have 2 rich aunties
>neither of them have kids so they're pretty clueless
>one is lesbian with gambling and drug problem, let's call her #1, other one is some ex Stacy who is fucking weird as fuck and has mental issues and married some ugly old fat dude to get rich, let's call her #2
>Never see them because my mom hates them, mom starts talking to them both again when I'm about 9 yrs old
>#2 is trying to build a relationship with us so I get excited as shit for Christmas thinking she'll buy me a PS2 with some WWE games like I hinted at or a bike or something cool and expensive like that
>Christmas arrives oh hells yeah.jpg
>"here you go, anon :)"
>it's a fucking Winnie the Pooh toothbrush, toothpaste and some Enid Blyton books
>fucking scream and cry, she has a small mental breakdown and cries too
>go to #1's, her weird gf is there but it's okay because it probably means double presents as gf is desperate to be accepted into the family
>both of them are on 6 figure incomes so have the same expectations
>"merry Christmas anon, we hope you like it :)"
>...a plastic bag of shitty RAISIN cookies and a fucking yoyo
>autism tantrum episode, call them disgusting dykes and make my mom take me home
>she gets mad at them both since we're dirt poor and after a few more weeks they're not talking again
>last year, theyre talking again
>#2 doesn't buy me anything, but I'm okay with it because of the emotional meltdown
>#1 buys me a present
>...it's a fucking yoyo again and a copy of the Hunger Games

Fuck extended relatives who buy you kid's shit every Christmas. Fuck them.

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