I am white white, but I think I might have part injun in me! Creek I think to be precise! Creek look white from the pics I saw?! Crap does this mean I spoiled the white race?? This really is buggin me! Injuns must be part of the Aryan Race!? Am I white? I mean I am white really white but I have part native american!? Is there a good place where I can look up my family history??
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'Crap does this mean I spoiled the white race??'
Maybe not, but you did spoil humanity with your existence.
Is there a good place where I can look up my family history??
Yes, of course. All you have to do is guzzle some bleach.
Who wants to write to him and tell him that, yes, he really did "spoil the whole white race", and that white supremacists are "all screwed" all by his fault?
At least it would be nice to see his head explode or something... :-)
I hope you find out next that you're part black or Jewish.
Oh yeah, and you aren't Aryan. The Aryans are from South Asia.
Yeah, Indians kind of suck. But don't worry. Just don't tell people, go to powows, live in a teepee, or talk about your indian side. If you're predominantly white that should be good enough.
My family's ancestors came from (white, European) Spain and I was born with a Spanish last name. But my dad changed it to Derrickson so that we wouldn't be mistaken for Mexicans. If you have an Indian-sounding name, you can look into changing it.
If this is a Poe/troll, then I have to say well played.
And if it is not, I find the thought of racists panicking about hating themselves for maybe having an "impure" ancestry pretty damn funny.
If you guys have not read the comic book series "Nemesis the Warlock," you should check it out. It's from the British series 2000 A.D., which also created the better-known Judge Dread character. It's a satire about bigotry, in which the a totalitarian regime that is like Spanish Inquisition is on crusade against alien beings. There's a story about a seemingly "pure" terminator named Brother Gogol who discovers that he has alien ancestry when he notices his nose hairs are growing too long. That's kind of what this post reminds me of.
Yeah, according to recent DNA studies, it doesn't look like the Native Americans all died out.
Tribes survive today, especially in the people of the midwest. Which ironically has the most White Supremascists.
Wonder how many would consent to a DNA test, to prove their so-called PURITY?
In anycase, unforunately according to Bigot and his Stormfront cohorts, (Muds as they are more commonly called) you are not white.
Oh well, guess you'll have to live a your life as bi-racial person. How dreadful </rolls eyes>
And Will Derrickson is the proof of why this guy is paranoic. By the way, if you are Spanish descendant, baby, bear in mind that you may have moor or Jew blood. You can never know how many converts were bothering around and why they emigrated to America, in the first place. And it's not big drama. 25% of the White Southerners happen to have black ancestors.
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I hate to tell you this, White Power, but ALL modern humans originate from one group in Africa.
So that proves we are all human, so what? That still doesn't prove that all humans are equal to each other. Using the "We all bleed red" emotion appeal won't get you very far.
So that proves we are all human, so what?
They where just saying that all people are descendants from Africans, and it's just asinine for Nazis to claim they're "pure". I don't think the comment had to do with people being equally.
Personally, I don't think we're treated equal, if that's what you mean. Depends on how you look at it. Someone born in America and someone born in Africa aren't going to be equal, not because of race, but because of the lifestyle and how the country works. The American will have more opportunities than the African. That, to me, isn't equality. That's the way I see it though.
But anyways, why does this "equality" discussion keep coming up? No need to start another one.
"Ok, I did some research on Moors. They are not Mexicans. They're a type of negro or arab. Last I checked Moors aren't trying to invade our country like Mexicans are. So there goes your argument."
You did research on Moors, but didn't fully absorb the information: Moors ruled over Spain for a period of time and interbred with the locals, the Spanish conquered Mexico. Spanish settlers interbred with the natives, so it's reasonable to say that many Mexicans can find Moorish blood in them.
Thanks for playing.
Poor Will. Doesn't know what the word "invasion" means. Trying to settle in a country to find a better job is not an invasion(actually, if we follow your logic, any form of tourism is invasion).
And by the way, like 20% of the muslim inmigrants in the States ARE morroccian, AND that very argument you're using against Mexicans is said about them in Europe. You see, it's all a matter of SOCIETAL MORES, as usual. It's neither an universal fact nor a blatant true, it's what we call PLATITUDE. I wonder, are you sure you don't have Mexican blood?, intermarriage was common between Spanish people and American during the conquest. And bearing in mind that, if the people who lived in America had thought like when your ancestors arrived there, you'd not be saying this(you'd be expelled), the same argument can be sent against you.
Update: Direct Spanish emigration towards North America was fairly scant until the 1970's(and even though, Spanish from Spain are not a very present group in America, according to census statistics). However, there are sixth generation Mexicans in America. Willie, maybe your father is lying through his teeth?
I suspect that Will is suffering from the same syndrome as this way and may have Mexican blood in him. To begin with, to say "Spanish white blood" is a total kibosh. Mexicans can be as white as anybody else(in fact, either by being pure white or Mestizo, that is, half-white half-Indian, they're more than 70% of the Mexican population), and Spain has got many black and Indian nationals until 1898, not only in their colonies, BTW.
In America, most of the Spanish speaking community comes from the ancient Spanish empire, NEVER directly from Spain. There are, indeed, 6th generation Mexicans and Grace Kelly's grandmother, FYI, was one of them. The few Spanish from Spain ones who emigrated, either to North America or to Argentine and were all GALLEGOS, that is, from Galicia, a region in Northern East Spain and names resemble Portuguese. Unless they have previously emigrated, as creole, to American colonies, no way their names can be changed and look "Mexican"(that is, Castilian Spanish ones or Nahualt root ones).
Most Gallegos living in San Francisco for more than 3 generations haven't changed their names which makes me think why your father changed his surname. Very simple, because his grandfather, surely, was a creole Mexican(Spanish was a way to distance himself from the commoners, the fruitcake). In other words, the very enemy they were trying to fight. He would have been expelled from the John Byrch Society, which wouldn't have happened if your father was GENUINELY descendant from Peninsular European Spanish people.
And by the way, Will, don't try to fool me. My mother is Spanish, I have lived in Spain for more than ten years(the real one, not the one you see in crappy movies) and I, unlike you, speak Spanish. If you don't know that Mexicans speak the same Spanish as Spanish people(or Argentinian, Chilenian, Cuban, etc..........), you're either pretending or your Spanish speaking ancestors are very far away back(Sorry to wake you up, but Minute Man is a REDNECK, not a very reliable monolingual source). If they come from a Spanish town, I will know the name and confirm it. Remember, I've lived there.
And my French-Canadian roots aren't "pure," but the family story goes I'm part Iroquois. Little surprises like that are part of the fun of family history, finding out things you didn't know were there last week. I'm not too crazy about being part Native with a racist dirtbag like you who won't take pride in it. You've spoiled the purity of my roots!
One of my Spanish cousins used to tell me this joke, which I found particularly annoying:
boy: hey dad, I wanna join the Aryan pride gang from my school.
dad: listen champ, apart from black, you're a total moron.
Well, watching this post, this will not be a joke any longer.
You mean is there some sort of database, perhaps on a global scale, where one can posit a query and receive an answer? Perhaps a vast storehouse of information that one could peruse, or "surf" if you will, like some manner of, to coin a phrase, "information superhighway"? Or a "World Wide Web", if you prefer? No, to the best of my knowledge, no such thing exists.
Also, fucking die, you racist piece of slug shit.
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