Do you still have cravings to swing from trees and eat bananas or has the "evolved" out of you? I'm just curious since I was created and didn't evolve.
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"....I was created...."
Why do I get this picture in my head of a basement laboratory, filled with electric sparks and bubbling retorts, and some wild-eyed guy in a lab coat cackling "IT. IS. ALIVE! MUA-HA-HA-HA-HA...."?
Or maybe that's just me.
Regards & all,
Thomas L. Nielsen
So, someone said "let there be Oboehner", and there was Oboehner?
You were not born from a woman who had sex with a man some nine months earlier? Because that is where evolved people come from.
But I thought bananas were supposed to be evidence of God's perfect design for a world entrusted to humans? Say it's not so...
Let me tell you a secret: I didn't evolve either and I've always been a human being. But the species to which you and I belong has evolved.
You never climbed trees as a kid? And what's wrong with bananas?
In all seriousness though you don't genetically inherit thoughts. While we share ancestry with apes that doesn't mean we acted in remotely similar ways. It's been thousands of years since we started using tools instead of waiting for our bodies to adapt to our environment and insticts born of habit like that don't benefit our survival.
Bananas are yummy! Of course, I get cravings for them!
And swinging around from trees would be pretty fun if I had a bit more upper arm strength.
...no, you were conceived by your mother and father, from a gradual process called Evolution. It's the reason why you share at least 98% of your DNA with Chimpanzees.
I'm afraid that Darwin was right all along.
...oh, and what has evolved out of me, O-Boner : Illiteracy ?! [/hyper-sarcasm]
(And was it just me, or did I first think this was another quote by ol' Ray Cumfart?!)
You weren't created or poofed into existence; you developed from a fertilized egg resulting from your Dad shooting a load inside your mom.
Jeesh, you'd think you'd dumb mother fuckers would at least have a basic understanding of Biology and reproduction.
I love how his example uses a fruit that was made by selective breeding, which is a form of evolution, or at least as far as i'm aware, while trying to say that evolution's dumb. The new Ray Comfort, ladies and gentleman!
@Old Viking
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