Hieroglyphs is the oldest form of writing. The serpent plays tricks with God's word to add or subtract letters to distort one's thinking.
I am starting a list so that members in our body of Christ can add words to the list that the Holy Spirit has revealed to him or her.
Observe that the letter added and/or subtracted will either distort or modify the meaning. State whether either word is a (D) distortion or (M) modification.
Examples:
M Evil + d = Devil
Rev12
Amen!
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If this has a name, Mike, it's letterology or wordology, not numerology. But then again, who gives a flying fuck? It's all bullshit.
Your religion and your concept of Satan are centuries, nay, millenia older than your language, and the histories and evolutions of each word in that language vary. Not to mention that this doesn't account for all other languages spoken by Christians.
The only bit coherent enough to merit a response is the first sentence, which happens to be wrong - the earliest hieroglyphs are predated by the earliest form of Mesopotamian writing, what would be come Cuneiform.
Two things,
"Your religion and your concept of Satan are centuries, nay, millenia older than your language, and the histories and evolutions of each word in that language vary. Not to mention that this doesn't account for all other languages spoken by Christians." - ABeastOfPrey True ChristiansTM only speak English, just like Jesus and the Apostles did.
congratulations, on the logic meter, you scored a perfect -100, It was calibrated from 0 to 10 but you got
"Hieroglyphs" Cuneiform is the oldest known system of written language.
Stanley, you thought this up all by yourself? I'm really impressed.
Too bad that wouldn't work too well with Spanish. Or French. Or German. Or Hebrew. Or Russian. Or Afrikaans. Or Swahili. Or Prussian. Or Russian. Or... Well, you get the idea. Let's find out.
Yes Stan, and in pig-latin God is od-gay, gold is old-gay, and devil is evil-day! Now I will amscray before I omit-vay,
What's this guy's damage?
One, hyeroglyphs are not the oldest form of writing. And second, using one of the oldest forms of writing, that is, the phoenician alphabet, doesn´t work, dear.
Interestingly, there have recently been discovered an interesting set of hieroglyphs. While they probably don't date back to ancient Egypt (and were likely to have been written by some joker who has that book from Dover Publications), it is nevertheless interesting from a linguistic standpoint. Let me explain.
The first glyph appears to be a bottle with a long neck and a square base, with what appears to be (at least as far as can be determined in an engraved medium) a black or dark-colored label.
The second glyph appears to be a couple dancing closely, with one of the members of the couple (perhaps female?) gripping a flower of some sort in her teeth.
The third glyph also appears to be a dancing couple, but not so closely, and perhaps more energetically. There is also a determiner radical attached to the sign that appears to be some kind of canid with pointy ears.
Egyptologists, having given this much thought, have assigned the reading "whiskey tango foxtrot" to this interesting inscription.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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