i suggest you guys read "Heaven is so real" by Choo Thomas.
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17 TIMES?!? Practically a commuter!
Why would you want a vacation house in heaven? You're not going to have any tiring work to take vacations from, are you?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, and the streets are paved with gold, right?
Y'know, Kurt Vonnegut wrote a book claiming he went to heaven repeatedly, too. It's called "God Bless You, Dr. Kevorkian", and I guarantee it's much better than Choo Thomas' crap.
Oh, so it's just like life, right!? Wait, but then it's not really death, is it? Wouldn't a new level of consciousness be more exciting than a beach house?
Ever read the Bible? away from religion.
Wish to take a chance on eternity Biblical facts?
Given that the Bible is internally contradictory and has no evidence whatsoever to back its tales, yes, I'll take my chances.
Hey, a book full of stuff I want to hear!
It's exactly what I wanted!
You should read it! It lets you feel good for no reason!
According to the bible, the age of the prophets is long over. Also according to the bible, the rich man from Luke's story of Lazarus asks to be allowed to return from the dead to warn his brothers about the threat of hell. His request is refused because it is pointed out that his brothers would not believe him.
It seems that Ms. Thomas is relying on Christians' ignorance of the bible to con them into buying her cut-rate fiction. We keep warning them of the hazards of ignorance, but it does no good.
"IN heaven, we have mansions to live in, we have beach/vacation houses etc."
But what kind of neighborhood is it in?
Once the dogma is established hacks come out to profit from it, supported and promoted by the creators of the dogma.
None of these people have a writting career before or outside of this dogma. Most sell the same damn book and travel a lecture circuit for years living off the need to believe, to have, no matter how lame, a little bit more "proof".
It's a wonder kids don't stand up in church and go "yeah, me too, and spongebob was on tv all day and we had a sundae bar and pop and chips and nachos,,,"
Just as valid, just as honest.
So, I don't need to go to Heaven, I'm already living that kind of life: I have a large house (perhaps not a mansion, but large enough for me and my husband) and a vacation house.
Who are cleaning all these mansions and vacation houses in Heaven? Perhaps that is Hell; cleaning up the mess of fundie bumpkins...
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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