The modern corrupt Bible revisions are 10,000,000 times more dangerous of a threat than 911! The horrifying 911 attacks murdered 2,977 innocent people (343 of which were dedicated firefighters), but the Devil's modern Bible revisions are sending MILLIONS of people to Hell!!!
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The horrifying 911 attacks murdered 2,977 innocent people (343 of which were dedicated firefighters), but the Devil's modern Bible revisions are sending MILLIONS of people to Hell!!! A computer program spewed out Russian submarines.
And you know this how, David? Do you receive regular emails from God listing those recently deceased who are in Hell, or do you just assume that the only ones to get to heaven will be you, Jack Hyles, Russell Anderson (and maybe Jesus, although you’re not quite sure about Him). Your precious KJV says God will judge us, so where do you come off announcing who is going to Hell. In all my years of reading your screeds, I can’t remember a single instance of you saying, “X was a True Christian, so we know he is in Heaven.”
Even using a pneumatic cannon, KJVs would barely make a smear on the windows of New York's Freedom Tower: or One World Trade Centre.
...but I'm sure that the Father of Linear Acceleration Eric Laithwaite would approve of what I'd adapt his idea into: a Railgun. With a large container atop such, feeding it's non-explosive projectiles into the launch area: but then, such fired at Mach 7+ (what the US Navy's secret weapon did to the Decepticon Devastator in "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" is a perfect demonstration), it wouldn't need a warhead.
Iron Ore-bearing stones would be sufficient for you : and - via Judges 1:19 - your little 'God' too.
Wow, I may not know anyone who experienced 911, and I myself was a bit too young at that date to fully grasp it, but f*ck you, DJS. Dancing on a mass grave, that’s low even for you.
@Anon-e-moose #29821
You know, the concept of Railguns & coilguns has always fascinated me. And your comment now somehow makes me think of pointing one towards the sky and shooting down angels like it’s duck season or something…
Of course, to KJV-worshippers (who are idolators, according to their own book), even the original manuscripts are "satanic" and "corrupted" versions.
Apparently, Christianity didn't exist until 1611 (well, actually years later when the Apocrypha was removed), and even the apostles themselves were wrong about the events they supposedly witnessed.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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