God created Adam and Eve, God created marriage between a man and a woman, God created Family. This is not a marriage approved by God, and will never be.
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No he didn't, no he didn't, no he didn't and we don't care. See? We can assert things without backing them, too
@Kanna:Especially from a woman.
Funny, I thought pagan societies had marriages LONG before your God came on the scene. Even today, that big fancy church wedding isn't valid until you sign the papers in the vestry afterwards. Otherwise the happy couple will be "living in sin".
As for Adam & Eve, prove they ever existed.
This is not a marriage approved by God
I think I should make this my default response to crap like this. Why should we care? you approve of. After all, we know enough about fundies to know that you use your deity as an excuse to make your personal preferences law.
Who performed the marriage between Adam and Eve?
Besides, what some god or other approves or not, is only relevant to the people believing in said god.
This is not a marriage approved by God, and will never be.
God also created baseball park franks to be boiled and eaten with ketchup. Frying them and using mustard is an abomination. I will, however, defend the rights of deviant heretics to use mustard and, shudder, onions. I'm tolerant. But it remains that God gets pissed when ge see it.
“God created Adam and Eve, God created marriage between a man and a woman,”
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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