HerbN #fundie

HerbN #fundie accordingtohoyt.com

Simply announce that for every Israeli killed by a suicide bomber, rocket, or mortar shell 100 Palestinians will be rounded up and executed. Those rounded up will exclusively be children under 13 and women of child bearing age.

Within 2 years the bombings will end or Palestinians will be a bunch of old women and grown men with no future.

It is barbaric, immoral, and genocide—however, whatever the real solution ends up being it gets closer to that (perhaps with nationalities reversed) with each day.

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What in the Lord's name did you just say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in Ministry school, and I have over 300 confirmed conversions. I am trained in the Baptist religion and I'm the top missionary in the entire Christian world. You are nothing to me but another infidel. I will teach you the word of God with the largest gospel choir that has ever been seen, mark my words. You think you can get away with rejecting Christ? Think again, sinner. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of pastors and priests across the USA and you're going to be forced to accept Jesus as your lord and saviour, so you better prepare for your baptism, sir. The baptism that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call atheism. You're Christian soon, sir. I can teach you anywhere, anytime, and I can preach in over seven hundred languages, and that's just off the top of my head. Not only am I extensively trained in reciting the bible from memory, but I have access to the entire literature of the Archdiocese of the Americas and I will use it to its full extent to bring you into Christianity, you little atheist. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your heresy was about to bring down upon you, maybe you wouldn't have challenged the existence of God. But you couldn't, you didn't and now you're paying the price, you goddamned sinner. I will teach Christianity all over you and you will drown in it. You'll be a believer soon, kiddo.

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'It's no wonder, with that kind of intense training and discipling, that those young people are ready to kill themselves for the cause of Islam. I wanna see young people who are as committed to the cause of Jesus Christ as the young people are to the cause of Islam. I wanna see them as radically laying down their lives for the Gospel as they are over in Pakistan and Israel and Palestine and all those different places, you know, because we have... excuse me, but we have the truth!'

-Becky Fischer, "Jesus Camp"

The likes of her go on & on about 'The Enemy', in a so-called 'Spiritual War'.

One can see why Obama was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize, after he was elected in 2008, considering the running mate of his Repubican opponent; McCain wasn't getting any younger, 'the presidency being a heartbeat away', and all that jazz. Said running-mate believes in the (C)Rapture.

@The Mimic Octopus

"Let us simply kill all humans. That way, Humanity would have nothing left to worry about!"

Seems that the OP's taking the "Terminator" & "Judge Dredd" scenarios a little too seriously; certainly the logic of Skynet and Dredd's arch-nemesis Judge Death.

But it's HerbN's logic that makes me hide behind the sofa more than any Nazi pepperpot: He would make a good Dalek.

HerbN #fundie accordingtohoyt.com

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