The only way you can date, let alone, live with a single mom is to devour her offspring like lions. But it would take less effort to just not date her in the first place. I mean seriously, you might chip a tooth munching on their skulls and femurs.
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No, but seriously, while I have no doubt that this dick is just trying to be clever and make a point, the fact that he even jokingly thinks it would be better to murder and eat a child than raise one that didn't grow from his special man juice is just sickening.
"As an atheist, I can honestly say that babies are fucking delicious."
Especially with fava beans and a nice chianti.
Nom nom nom.
Here we are ladies and gents! They finally admit all they want from their lives is to be able to eat, poop fuck and sleep in random order. Just like a male lion. There is a catch though! If you want to live like them, you`ll have to take the good with the bad, remember those peanuts might actually hurt when thrown in your face!
Lions kill the cubs of other males for a specific reason. Doing so dries up the female's milk, and restarts her reproductive cycle. If the male doesn't do this, he may have to wait a couple years to pass on his genes, in which time he may be overthrown himself. This all sounds strange to us because this isn't a typical human social structure. If we had descended from lions and lived in prides, this would probably seem normal and perfectly moral.
As far as I know, male lions do not eat the cubs. What the poster is describing sounds more like the behavior of mice. After mating, a male mouse eats any young mice he finds. His cannibalism ends after three weeks when his litter is born.
I buy my babies already de-boned; that way you can just throw them on the grill.
I bet this toad thinks he's funny, & I suppose he is, but not in the way he thinks.
I get the feeling this is halfway between troll and poe.
That is to say, he's not being serious about "eating the young", but he's serious about telling people not to date single moms because... feminism is evil or something.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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