I recently completed a spiritual gift test, and the #1 manifested gift on the list was miracles. Does anyone else out there have the gift of miracles? I currently cannot walk on water or anything, but I won't put it past God to use me sometime to help provide faith and sway people to believe.
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I guess the main thing is I would like some proof that He's not going to make me look silly. Like, if He wants me to yell out and command the rain to stop (for example), I would like the rain to actually stop so people will not laugh at me or lose faith.
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It sounds like you don't really believe. Don't fret, this is a good sign. It's a sign that deep down you realize that "God" and other supernatural claims are not reasonable. Also, you are realizing that people who put their faith in the unreasonable not only look foolish, but are foolish.
@Julian
Cousin Ted and Talismen beat me in.
This actually reminds me of a song:
and the messiah complex continues
I currently cannot walk on water or anything
Looooooooooove Credence!
Look, Boony, if you're going to pretend to work miracles, you can expect to be laughed at. Get used to it or find a new hobby, your choice.
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So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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