If the US were to nuke the alien, terrorist, apartheid, racist, criminal state called "Israel" into a molten poll of glass, as we rightfully and lawfully should--the problem would be solved TOMORROW, wouldn't it?
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Lawfully?
While I am opposed to any form of theocracy, including Israel, Islamic republics and government sponsored faith based initiatives, this fundie's solution is extreme.
yeh, Norseman, I'm pretty sure this same fundy has expressed the opposite opinions about Israel, especially given his username.
How about we nuke the alien, terrorist, apartheid, racist, criminal
person called jocobisrael into a poll of molten glass?
Whats a poll of molten glass anyway?
Is that like a pillar of salt?
Well, THAT problem might be solved.
Of course, such a "solution" would create many more, far greater problems. Learn to think beyond the time it takes to push the red button, please.
~David D.G.
True, but a bigger problem would arrive the day after, once Russia, Yurp, China etc got over the shock.
I think a hell of a lot of Christians would be a tad pissed at the destruction of Jerusalem and Bethlehem. And does this person understand that nuking Israel into a "molten poll [sic] of glass," thus also destroying several of the most holy Muslem sites in the world, would essentially provoke a massive retaliation by a now-unified Islamic world.
Or perhaps all-out, open warfare between the USA and the Islamic world is what this person really wants.
Talk about a cure that's worse than the disease. It *would* eliminate one problem in the Middle East, true - but the problem isn't anywhere near severe enough to justify killing millions of innocent people, and I'm fairly sure there are better solutions even if the problem were that severe.
yeh, Norseman, I'm pretty sure this same fundy has expressed the opposite opinions about Israel, especially given his username.
No, he's been pretty consistent about this, unfortunately.
"Alien"? If he means "foreign", well, that kinda goes without saying, and if he means "extraterrestrial", well, WTF?
You know there is a lot to be said for improving the world one bigot at a time by educating them. Mind you, those that still prefer their version after being shown the facts, really need to be chocked to death using their own severed testicles (or breasts)
Hmm, yes, fascinating proposal, nuking things DOES seem like a fast and efficient solution to problems...now what was your hometown again?
NUKE THE ALIEN! NUKE THE MUTANT! NUKE THE UNCLEAN!
in all seriousness, however, your Jacuzzi of barbwire is awaiting you.
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