98% of young Females tend to let there Emoticons and feelings control there judgement,however females tend to get wiser when they grow up old,but at a young age like jaina they will easly mix between there emoticens and there duty.
Thats why they aren't supposed to be in the battle field,they are Physically, weaker and more emoticanlly disturbed. and everybody knows this.
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and everybody knows this.
The fact that you felt you had to say so is one of the clearest signs of bullshit in existence.
Several points here:
-The emoticons point has always been mentioned, so I'll just leave it at that.
-"Grow up old"? Redundent much?
-What is with the wave of people declaring things "Not fundie" lately? Fundy-ism isn't just about religion you know. I think that this is a prime example of fundie-ism.
If this idiot didn't really mean 'emotions' here, I'm going to remove him from the gene pool for being too stupid to live.
He said it three times!
Well, you shouldn´t be in the batterfield either, regarding your spelling. And they can´t be in the batterfield, according to your stupid logic, but are they capable of breeding children, POSSIBLY ALONE?. No much sense.
Did you know that your emotions influence your decision making a lot? Most people (sub)consiously decide on a solution that they have a "good feeling" about. They stay away from decisions they have "bad feelings" about and think some more about things that don't trigger the emotions.
This greatly simplifies the decision making, which helps you get through the day. Just think about what would happen if you had to think every little action through from beginning to all possible ends.
You all DO realize this is a WoW discussion board, right? Are we letting our 'post pick' recipients know they're being featured here? If not, all we're doing is preaching to the choir and gnashing our teeth at each other.
IMO there seems to be less fundiness in these selections of late.
How old is this poster? Maybe 10, 12? Unless someone is at least 15 or so, it does seem a bit excessive to pick on the kids for airing views based on quite limited experience (with life as well as spelling).
Granted, the "emoticons" bit is a riot, and this deserves sharing around for that laugh -- but I would not have put it on the main page unless the poster was certified as being 16 or older.
EDIT: Okay, after writing that, I went and checked out his public profile; he is 20 YEARS OLD. Let the mocking continue! Carry on, as you were!
~David D.G.
Females tend to let there Emoticons and feelings control there judgement
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Wow. I wasn't expecting this to get accepted. I'm beggining to wish that I submitted Bradford as well. He's another guy that posted in that thread, and well, he stopped playing the Metroid games when he found out the main character was a girl. In addition, he hates strong women and female characters in video games make him feel less manly.
But alas I didn't submit him. Mainly because, unlike Drir, he can spell.
I know I, being female, am far too emoticonal and emoticonally disturbed to do... well, anything. I just type smilies all day.
:'(
Of course you never heard of the 900th armored brigade. ALL FEMALE, Established in february 1942.
Battle honours for......
Stalingrad, Kursk, Bagraton, Memel, and Berlin.
Disbanded in july 1945,
Every survivor was awarded the order of Lenin.
Some of the girls who volunteered to serve on the 900th were as young as 15.
I want you to visualize it, 2700 assorted women and girls, armed to the teeth, and all menstruating at once.
Are you realy gonna tell them they cant fight?
@Coffee
I'm reminded of the comedian Elaine Boosler responding to the question of allowing women in combat. She said all the commanding officer had to do was tell the women soldiers, "See the enemy over there? I heard them say that you look fat in your uniforms."
...and they're the ones that took all the chocolate!
D Laurier: Wow, I never heard of that 900th Armored Brigade. Man, if I found myself opposing a bunch of women as you describe them, I'd think any commander a suicidal fool for even thinking of fighting them unless he outnumbered them at least 10 to 1.
~David D.G.
Drirlake, any wisdom your post may ever have contained is totally destroyed by the fact that 18-year-old boys are allowed into the military.
Have you ever met an 18-year-old boy? Considered as a whole, I cannot think of any group of people with less judgement than teenage boys.
98% of young Females tend to let there Emoticons and feelings control there judgement...
Yes! We will use our new female vessels to take over the world! MWAHAHAHAHA!
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I'd prefer to trust a lot to a woman who bears and raises the children than a man who thinks nhis gun is his cock.
Testosterone makes men aggressive and "protective" and possessive. Women will defend their children with their lives, but rarely fight to the death for an inch of ground or a theoretical principle
However, they can get pregnant, and, nevertheless, they're not ready to take care of children, makes sense?
A recent military study supports your "emoticon" theory.
Thirty-two percent of the insurgent and terrorist respondents showed no fear whatsoever of the (LOL), (giggle) and (blushing) emoticons favored by female posters on forums critical of them, while an overwelming 87 percent admitted quaking in abject fear at the sight of (rolling-eyes), (flipping off), (ROTFL) and (ROTFL)'s technically improved version (ROTFLMAO) that has recently been successfully deployed in highly critical posts.
Unconfirmed rumors hint that the highly anticipated (barf) is nearing completion and will hopefully bring an end to the war on terror as well as the Iraq war...and will, according to a Department of Emoticon Security spokesperson, show those anti-(ROTFL), pro-(LOL) French sissies a thing or two.
So yes, it seems cutsy feminine/gay emoticons are a waste of our tax dollars and are not adding to our war effort nearly as much as the more effective manly emoticons.
I bow to your expertise on the subject of emoticon warfare.
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