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(Note: THOT stands for That Ho Over There.)

Corsets are a fantastic piece of forgotten/supressed technology,and every establishment needs at least 3. One to wear,one to wash,one extra in case one breaks.

The true glory of the corset isn't to make a fat girl look thin-that shouldn't be an issue anyway.

The thing a corset does best is to control a THOT's vocal cords. Because once the THOT is in the corset,and the corset laces are cinched tight,the THOT is faced with a choice-she can breathe,or she can talk. A properly laced corset will only allow enough air for one or the other,and it only takes a few tries to get the hang of it.

It takes a few outings, but your THOT will soon learn that no matter how much she want's to talk,she needs to breathe more than she want's to make inane noises about shoes,makeup,and the other THOTs on display.

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