If you watch the news and you notice that once in awhile there is a school shooting. I do not get why kids can not pray but we can pretty much bring Satin in our schools. I believe that kids should pray to whoever they believe in...don't you?
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Liberals push the stupid fucking idea that the solution to school shootings is invasive mental health counseling,while the counselors themselves have NO idea what they are talking about. The solution is so fucking obvious... STOP CENSORING SCHOOL PRAYER!!!! Let's take the Columbine shooters for example. Eric Harris was a homosexual who hated Christians. Dylan Klebold was raised in a Jewish family and was taught Marxist idealogies. Both of them hated Christians,and neither studied the bible nor worshipped the ONE TRUE GOD.
Damn you satin, and your prominence in public schools! Why can't you let people pray in peace, like wool and cotton does? Can't you just live and let live?
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Oh look...the idiocy leaked through onto our side of the internet! Mental health treatment for people who are violent and malicious is more practical than school sponsored prayer, and the divisive potential such actions would have. School prayer, itself, is not censored, 608908. Students can pray as they wish (if they are not disruptive), and teachers can pray as they wish (as long as they are not in front of a classroom at the time). And school shootings are, in reality, of minor significance, despite sensationalist coverage of it in the news which is further indicatiion of their rarity.
In short, your concerns are noted and range from blatantly incorrect to trivial. Thank you for your time.
I've worn satin to school before, and no one has cared. Granted, I don't go around showing people my underwear.
Liberals push the stupid fucking idea that the solution to school shootings is invasive mental health counseling,while the counselors themselves have NO idea what they are talking about. The solution is so fucking obvious... STOP CENSORING SCHOOL PRAYER!!!! Let's take the Columbine shooters for example. Eric Harris was a homosexual who hated Christians. Dylan Klebold was raised in a Jewish family and was taught Marxist idealogies. Both of them hated Christians,and neither studied the bible nor worshipped the ONE TRUE GOD.
News flash, troll: Jesus was a Jew, Jews and gays don't hate Christians for the most part (and Jews have the same god as you), and school prayer is unconstitutional. Go back to Focus on the Family.
Kids can pray in school all they want. Teachers just can't lead the kids in prayer. People who want school prayer know this perfectly well, unless they're morons. They don't want their own kids to pray - they can already do that all they want. What they really want is to make other peoples' kids pray.
The columbine shooters were prooved to be homosexuals pieces of shit. Evidence showed that Dylan Klebold was a Jewish big nosed shitstick motherfuck and Eric Harris was an atheistic piece of shit who hated christians.
IM GLAD THEY ARE DEAD. IT MAY HAVE COSTED A FEW LIVES BUT A DEAD ATHEIST MEANS A BETTER WORLD.
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[I do not get why kids can not pray but we can pretty much bring Satin in our schools.]
Kids CAN pray in school. Public schools cannot endorse any particular religion (per the establishment clause of the constitution).
The columbine shooters were prooved to be homosexuals pieces of shit. Evidence showed that Dylan Klebold was a Jewish big nosed shitstick motherfuck and Eric Harris was an atheistic piece of shit who hated christians.
IM GLAD THEY ARE DEAD. IT MAY HAVE COSTED A FEW LIVES BUT A DEAD ATHEIST MEANS A BETTER WORLD.
got to my youtube channel at www.youtube.com/TOTALHEALTH4LIFE
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First of all, I saw your Youtube channel, and I couldn't care less about body building. Second of all, stop being an Internet Tough Guy.
TOTALHEALTH4LIFE: You're trolling, but I'll play along.
[The columbine shooters were prooved to be homosexuals pieces of shit. Evidence showed that Dylan Klebold was a Jewish big nosed shitstick motherfuck and Eric Harris was an atheistic piece of shit who hated christians.]
Citation. NOW.
[IM GLAD THEY ARE DEAD. IT MAY HAVE COSTED A FEW LIVES BUT A DEAD ATHEIST MEANS A BETTER WORLD.]
So you're saying that two dead atheists (IF they were both athiests) are worth 12 dead and 23 wounded? This would indicate that you think atheists are MORE valuable than non-atheists, not less.
By the way--dead atheist = better world? You're a colossal asshole.
[got to my youtube channel at www.youtube.com/TOTALHEALTH4LIFE ]
I did, and I wasn't impressed.
[YOU COCKSUCKER]
What the fuck do you know about my sexuality? You're the one who seems preoccupied with men's health...
Oh dear. The stupid. It's invaded. And as for school counselors, it's a 50/50. There are some really amazing ones and some complete morons. But I do know that if they had tried to force prayer on us in our school, there would've been probably more than one shooting.
P.S. Mm....satin....you make my skirt so swooshy.
I believe that kids should pray to whoever they believe in...don't you?
I wonder what the fundies would say if I held a Theistic Kahless Prayer during class?
IT MAY HAVE COSTED A FEW LIVES BUT A DEAD ATHEIST MEANS A BETTER WORLD.
Two words:
1. Decaf
2. Dictionary
3. DIAF
Leave satin out of it. Satin is our friend. I worship satin every chance I get. Hell, I even SLEEP on satin!
@ TOTALHEALTH4LIFE: Whatever, troll. *yawn* I was seriously unimpressed with your vids. Maybe if you exercised your brain for a change, you wouldn't come off looking like a muscle-bound ignorant fuck.
Nice job spelling your best friend (Satan) wrong.
So if they believe in Satan, they can pray to him in schools publicly? Allah? Horus? Hecate? Krishna? ect.
I hereby ban satin, polyester, and spandex from all schools.
Prayer isn't banned in schools, silly -- individual students can pray if they wish on school grounds, but a teacher or principal is not allowed to leave a prayer service, because they would be excluding all non-Christian students, and wasting the tax-payers money on religion, when it could have gone towards something like, oh I don't know, stuff that isn't make believe. It's not like angry atheists will burst into the school and start smashing desks just because little Jimmy decides to pray before he eats his lunch.
Introduce gun control laws within the USA, so that firearms are only allowed with a guns licence (that not every idiot gets) and under certain restrictions (for example to keep the weapons at home in securely locked cabinets and during transport in locked suitcases so that only the holder of the licence has access to the weapons and you will decrease the chance for school shootings by a great amount (far greater than with school prayers)
As for bringing Satin to schol. Well, if you mean clothes you should be careful. Some kinds of Satin clothes might, if worn by women, have a rather arousing effect on school boys ;)
Does anyone find it funny how the second amendment that these fundies completely support is probably a big factor in this issue, since most guns that are brought to school were owned by one of the kids parents.
Also what's wrong with bringing SATIN into school
'Introduce gun control laws within the USA, so that firearms are only allowed with a guns licence (that not every idiot gets) and under certain restrictions (for example to keep the weapons at home in securely locked cabinets and during transport in locked suitcases so that only the holder of the licence has access to the weapons and you will decrease the chance for school shootings by a great amount'
Sorry, I fail to see what effect "gun control laws" would have on the storage of firearms in the home, except in terms of punishment after the fact. I'm afraid that this notion of "gun control" is just a false sense of security. That guy in China slashed quite a few schoolchildren to death with a knife, would you like to ban knives next?
Oh, where do I start?
It's a bumper-sticker cliche, but I guess it needs repeating. As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in school. "Please God, I know I blew off this class this whole semester, but please let me pass this exam. Amen."
Mental health: Liiiiiiiiiiike ... the shrinks who told my parents that it was their fault I'm ADHD/LD? And that I needed to be drugged up to the eyeballs and locked in Special Ed. all day -- so I couldn't contaminate the pretty little Normals -- if I had any hope of ever functioning in public? And that the daily teasing I received from my peers was my fault because I wasn't a brainless lemming?
Gun control: Dude, my father is a Life Member of the NRA. Until I was 6 we lived in a 12X60 *trailer* and his reloading bench was in the fracking kitchen. Why are several of my former schoolmates still breathing? Because my parents told the "college educated professional experts" at my school to stick their "You have to trust Amber to make her own decisions" hogwash and shove it, and kept track of my comings, goings, and who I associated with. Overprotective and repressive? Perhaps, but when the cop car pulled up in front of school every Monday, it was never me they were looking for!
And in closing ... a DICTIONARY, motherfuckers! Buy one!
I believe that kids should pray to whoever they believe in...don't you?
That's very broadminded of you. Would you maintain that position if a kid wanted to pray to Lucifer?
What if your son or daughter wanted to worship...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=nyrujLxTvU4
You don't want kids wearing Satin? Why not?
And how about we just chant the diamond sutra at the start of each day, would that make you happy?
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Ooohhhh we have trolls, can I stay up and play with them? PLEASE!!
@ 608908 ~ Not even a made up name, maybe we should start using Anonymous Coward for these people. You know both kids were American Military brats, maybe that was the problem. Or maybe it was just that they were teased and tortured beyond their breaking point.
@ totalhealth4life ~ Hey, as long as you look good for the boys, I'm happy for you.
@nonsense patrol
Someone with a knive is much easier to bring down than someone with firearms. You will have maybe 3-4 victims if someone with a knive ran amok and he could probably overpowered by an some teachers compared to firearms where 1-2 people armed with a couple of weapons can kill 30+ humans and then barricade themselves in the bulding and start a shooting with the police.
Look at europe, AFAIK every country there has strict gun control laws and the only school shooting I know of was in Erfurt and involved a puopil whose father had guns at home (the father was a hunter and member of a local shooting club, therefore was allowed to have small calibre guns at home (he neglected, however, the statute to keep your guns locked away at home, so that his son could get hold of them and use them in the massacre).
(same goes for the numbr of people killed by firearms, which in europe is negligible compared to the same number for the USA)
It may be that also in the USA most people would use firearms only in self defense. But that there is a high percentage of assholes who think otherwise (and use the firearms for criminal activities or to shoot people just because they can) is proven by your criminal statistics regarding firearms (and without gun control laws you cannot keep the firearms out of reach of such idiots)
I believe that kids should pray to whoever they believe in...don't you?
Maybe they believe in Satin. After all, I prayed to Spandex when I was a kid.
totalhealth4life: When trolling, please don't make it so blatantly obvious you're doing so. That's not trolling, it's spamming, and it's simply pathetic to behold. u phail:D kthxbai.
Do you think prayer would have stopped this? No, providing anti bullying and anti gun laws would stop it.
I don't quite understand how the US protects its "gun laws" far more stringently than its "free speech" laws.
Yeah, and they can pray... on their own time.
As for the gun laws, I blame the Prussian model of education for sapping the will to use the 2nd amendment for its intended purpose (the last check and balance) and in turn leaving us to quarrel among ourselves with them.
I sleep on satin, I think. Or is it linen? But I wore cotton/polyester to school. Mixing fibers, oh noehs! That's as bad as eating shellfish! And you would have an absolute fit if a group of kids prayed to the FSM.
Amanda wrote:
"What if the kids believe in...um, satin, did you say? Have you encountered that a lot? I personally prefer silk. It's cool how the silkworms create it."
Ah, but to harvest the silk, you must kill the worm before it leaves its cocoon.
At least with wool, the sheep comes out of the shearing process relatively unscathed (although a bit more sensitive to cold weather for a while).
Three words: Gun control laws.
Oh, and prayer have nothing to do with school shootings.
I am norwegian, we have never had a school shooting and we do have very restrictive weapon laws (as they should be). There are of course the occassional fights and bullying that are common among teenagers and people growing up, but never have we had a school shooting. Also, armed robberies, while they certainly do happen, are rare. In addition Norway is a secular nation with more people leaving the church than joining it, but then again; public school is obligatory, and as such people are guaranteed at least some education.
This guy basically just said "Kids aren't allowed to pray in school (which they are), but they are allowed to bring guns to school and shoot people (which, obviously, they are not)."
Just die. We don't want you. Shoo!
Kids can mostly wear the fabric of their choice.
They can pray if they want without disrupting the class but not in school organised groups.
Satan worship is protected by the constitution just like christianity.
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