The way to win the "gay is good" war?
Pull your head out of your ass, and realize that it doesn't affect you, and that your efforts are just hurting people who haven't harmed you at all? No, that's just unthinkable...
How about stopping all levels of government from promoting it?
The government doesn't promote it, they just acknowledge that we deserve to be treated like actual human beings.
No homos in the military...
Yup, because the only way you can possibly serve your country is if you want pussy. Clearly that is the ultimate criteria to determine whether you are fit to serve.
...allowed to teach in schools...
Yes, every homosexual is really just a sexual predator waiting to attack. Odd, mind, because there are ones who have waited a long, long, LONG time, what with the fact that they have never even given a student so much as a sidewards glance...almost like that old fearmongering tidbit is just pure bullshit.
...no "gay" agenda taught or enforced anywhere...
The gay agenda is to be treated like you and your ilk. Like human beings. That said, clearly, even that is far too much for you to accept.
...no civil unions, no same sex marriage...
Yeah, because we shouldn't be able to act on the rights and responsibilities of a married couple, like being able to be with our partners when they are gravely ill, or be considered next of kin. So long as you don't have to think about the icky gays...clearly that's what really matters.
...no hate speech or hate crimes laws - that'll do it in a few years.
Uhm...excuse me, you guys are the ones who consider anything outside of slavish obedience to your ideals hate crimes. Hypocrites.
And no "Gay Pride" parades...
Freedom of speech. Go fuck yourself.
...no subsidizing AIDS...
Yup, let people die in the street. Good to know that Freepers place value on human life. Oh, and you realize that AIDS afflicts anyone, not just homosexuals, right?
...and bring back sodomy laws or rather, allow states to have them if they so desire.
Yes, unconstitutional laws, that clog prisons for not having sex the right way. Clearly that is right and just.
IOW - get the government out of the business of promoting the homosexual agenda and we easily win the war.
Or realize that the moment your every thought isn't dedicated to thinking about homosexuals, we go away. Yes, that's right, stop thinking about two men meeting in a dark alley...their cologne intermingling. Their lips almost touching, tasting each others' breath...their sweaty, muscular bodies exploring each other...do you need a moment yet, little jeremiah?
