The weather is out of control because we have turn our backs on God. God controls the weather but when troubles come who do you cry out to. You call when were in bad times. God is always waiting for your call. He will never let us down. But you of this world have let God down. You think the weather is bad now? Will brother you have not sciene the real bad things that are coming upon this world. God is in control of everything. God holds your life in his hands. God is very disappointed in this world he created. God is coming back to this world and clean up all our dirty mess that we have done on this world. Do not forget about Noah and the ark. God has told you for years. To listen to his message but you will not listen. So now look to the sky it is coming fast now. There will be no stopping it. It’s name is judgment. The doors are closing will you cry out to God for his forgiveness and repent of your sin’s? Or will you just go back to your games and just fall asleep and let the enemly take over this world and rule????????????????????????????????????????
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He didn't come back during the Crusades, the plagues or even the large scope shitstorm that was WW2,,, but a bit of bad weather or a winter like many we've had in the past,,,,Yeah, that's somehow the truest sign yet.
When the fuck do you idiots think the weather was in control? Nice weathers just as likely as nasty weather and certainly relative to where you live.
People have been warning about climate change, as well as humanity's contribution to it, for years while being derided by the "Nichole's" of the world for being left-wing environmentalist wackos. Now that they can no longer ignore the facts right in front of their faces, they now cry out that God's wrath is upon us for the sins of the wicked. "Oh, if only someone had known or seen this coming!" The wicked, of course, are never them or theirs. Forget the fact that they've actively campaigned and lobbied against regulations on greenhouse gasses and other contributors to global warming; no, the real problem is all them gay marriages and unborn baby murders!
It would be almost humorous if it weren't so damned disturbing.
No, the weather is screwed up because of global climate change. We can study it scientifically.
Why would I want to worship this wrathful god of yours? Why would I want to worship a god which sets down confusing, conflicting rules for humanity and then threatens us with terrible punishments when we don't follow them just right?
God is very disappointed in this world he created.
You presume to know the mind of God?
Do not forget about Noah and the ark. God has told you for years. To listen to his message but you will not listen. So now look to the sky it is coming fast now.
Um, in Genesis 9:11 God promises not to destroy the earth again. You don't have much faith in God, do you?
"The weather is out of control because we have turn our backs on God. God controls the weather but when troubles come who do you cry out to. You call when were in bad times. God is always waiting for your call. He will never let us down"
Oklahoma, 2013:
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"But you of this world have let God down."
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Nope, no devastating tornadoes in Holland. Nor even any 9/11-esque atrocities there; and SSM was legalised before 9/11. [/Pat Robertson]
Why? Either (check one):
[ ] Your 'God' now hates you right-wing Fundamental ist Christains precisely because you lot aren't following his rule: love your neighbour unconditionally (and only God can judge, and not you , thus you don't have the right to even an 'opinion' about anyone not exactly like you, ergo STFU in perpetuity), and he now favours those who you consider to be 'Sinners', when they aren't (otherwise he would've left Oklahoma - the very religious Midwest - intact, and annihilated the sinful Amsterdam).
[ ] Geo-meteorological shit happens, and your 'God' doesn't exist.
Choose wisely.
God is disappointed in the world he created?
Tough titties.
*If* (and that's a massively out of proportion 'if') your god made this world he was omnipotent enough to know what would happen long before he started. So it's his fault, not ours. He created us this way, he shouldn't act all shocked and surprised that we do shit he doesn't like and have the wisdom to deal with it like a mature adult, not a fucking child.
People who see God's message in stuff almost always find God agreeing with them. Weather is always "out of control". God would have to be a moron to use weather to send us a message, since the "signal to noise ratio" - the ratio of useful information to random background variations - would be almost zero.
Something very, very bad is gonna happen to us because we are not crying out to God for His forgiveness. Even knowing that, we still don't give a shit, still we don't cry out. Most likely we think that Bible God is fake. But even if He isn't, imagine what a dork He must feel on being thwarted by a bunch of atheists.
Innocent people and animals die in such natural disasters! Either it isn't God's wrath or God is a Veruca Salt type who doesn't deserve worship. Also, if God really is everything why can't God be female too. To me,referring to the Divine as only male gives men a green light to dominate women.
The weather is out of control because we have turn our backs on God
Us living in reality call it "Global Climate Change"
God controls the weather...
Yeah - he sure does!
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@ Meeh:
Thanks for that cartoon, I had forgotten about it. I was starting to think that I was the only one that pictured The Wizard of Oz (Judy Garland version) twisting knobs and pulling levers whenever I hear, "God controls the weather."
Yup, useta-was, Old Boojum could pull whole galaxies out his own ass. Now, he got himself a magic barometer! Next century, he be making your doors squeak.
"Do not forget about Noah and the ark."
Yeah, yeah your god destroyed all of mankind, which he created, because he wasn't happy. He also gave us the rainbow in order to remind us of his promise never to do it again. Because what the world needs after a massive genocide is a rainbow and a promise to never do it again. Your god is sick and I am overwhelmingly thankful that he doesn't exist.
It's a nice grey day here in the lovely state of Maryland, just the way I like it.
Perhaps your god is just pissing on you because he thinks you're an asshole.
@Tolpuddle Martyr: Panic. Panic, panic. Panic panic panic. Man in sky coming. Panic. Wave arms.
May I steal this? It's perfect.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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