We have a new single male neighbor, [shocked smiley] and another single male neighbor has lived a few houses down since we moved here. We have done our best to shelter our children from him. We belive that being single is sinful (God gave Eve to Adam, a womans purpose is to be with a man). We do not want our children to think its ok to go though life single. My husband thinks all singles are 'you know what' which makes this matter even more dire. We can't afford to move right now so we're both just at our wits end. We've been praying constantly and talking to our pastor who is very concerned as well. I will continue to pray [praying smiley] and I'm sure He will show me the right path, until then has anyone else struggles with this problem, any advise? ["HELP" smiley]
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I assume they would think that Paul was sinful too. As I recall, he even advised others to stay single, unless they just couldn't hold out.
I won't bother pointing out that Jesus was single too, since the rules probably don't apply to the Son of Man.
Yeah, and Jesus ran around with a bunch of other guys, and Christians are raising hell because a book and movie of fiction (The DaVinci Code)has the audacity to suggest that he was [deep breath] married.
I'm sure He will show me the right path, until then has anyone else struggles with this problem, any advise?
Yes, my "advise" is to discuss the situation with those nice men in white coats you see over there.
I am a single male. I have a housemate who is also a single male. We are both heterosexual, but several of our neighbors have assumed that we are a gay couple. More to the point, neither of us is a child molester, a murderer or a rapist.
proudsuckermom, you, your husband and your pastor are homophobia morons. I suggest the right path for you might be a trail back to the middle ages. Wear comfortable shoes and take a snack, it's a long way from the modern world.
What the hell? I thought she was going to reveal that they are/she thought they were gay as I started reading, but this rant ended up being so much more bizarre.
But, if this is for real and you're not just a troll seeking attention I have some advice for you: Shelter your children from yourself you little creep.
John Raptor: If that question is directed at me, no I do not believe the DaVinci Code any more than I believe the Bible or any part therein. It's called sarcasm, but I guess that was lost on some via Poe's Law.
May I point out that Paul (that is, "Saint Paul,") says that being single, as he was, is the superior way to serve God. Proudsuckermom, are you saying you wouldn't live near "Saint Paul" or let your children associate with him?
So is her "problem" the fact that she thinks the lives of people who live nearby but have nothing to do with her are her business, or is it that she lives in a twisted little universe all her own? I feel so badly for kids raised by people like this. They can't possibly grow up with any view of the life/the world that approximates reality whatsoever.
Soccermom: since WHEN was it any of your business to cast judgment on anyone because they were single?
Was your husband "you know what" before he met you assuming he didn't spend his time re-populating the county you came from, or he isn't a serial relationship-killer like Rush Limbaugh or Newt Gingrich (in which case both of you are adulterers)?
You're a meddling, judgmental, self-righteous, holier-than-thou busybody butting into other peoples' business where you have absolutely no legitimate concern; and I suggest you take the old growth sequoia forest out of your eye before you start working on your neighbors' alleged "sins".
I have some advice, move anyway. I'm sure nobody in your neighbourhood wants to live next door to such paranoid, delusional, fearful, panicky, ghost-worshipping, suspicious, self-righteous, life-dodging assholes such as yourselves. Until then I suggest you crucify yourselves on the side of a sheep barn.
Jesus was single, Paul was single, most of Jesus' apostles were single (I can't remember any bible books stating otherwise at the moment) and Revelations speaks about virgin man being superior at judgement day. Please refrain from criticing your "biblically moral" superiors.
Holy Damned If You Don't, Batman!
Ya know, when the Fundies were raging against gay people, I thought they were being jerks, but at least I had a vague uinderstanding of where they were coming from, but now it's not even OK to be SINGLE?!?!
I have a friend who is 37 and single, not because he's gay, but because he's kind of an asshole and no girl will marry him.
And besides, how do these morons explain 1 Corinthians 7:1 (and I quote) "It is GOOD for a man not to marry."
Ooh, don't forget. Right now, her kids are single and living in sin too. QUICK, get the kids hitched, NOW.
... what, they're only four and six? So what, they're SINGLE! God be praised, we can get them barefoot, pregnant, religious and stupid too!
After all the stuff I've read on this site, there's usually one or two posts a week that manage to actually shock me with their viewpoint. Since this makes the third one to shock me just this morning, I am rapidly losing any hope for humanity.
~David D.G.
These parents should not be allowed to raise kids, they are truly screwed up, totally un-educated, paranoid, wacked in the head, crazy, insane, demented, devoid of intellectual reasoning ability, unable to comprehend reality, deranged sense of values.
I would keep my kids away from Proudsoccermom.
I've got some advice, and I'll go ahead and post it even if we're agreeing with the fundies that this person isn't for real. It would work for fundies everywhere, anyway...
They don't want to live near/by/around/whatever anyone who they feel is a sinner. (So basically, everyone but themselves). And everyone else doesn't want to live near them. What's the solution? Segregation, obviously! We put all the fundies in one part of the world, and all the sane people in another part. Then we leave the fundies to attack each other for the Sin of the Week (TM) and leave us in peace. They won't be bothering us, and we won't be bothering them (except to maybe install cameras to catch all the fun!). And eventually they'll be gone. Everyone wins! :D
Moron, YES, TROLL, hmmmmmm maybe not....
Yep, as an insider to their sickening ways. Yes, the Christian church teaches if you are not married "something" is wrong with you. Gay? Child molester? (which to them is the same as gay)
Which is the reason more christian marriages end in divorce anyway. Because they view marriage as a part of being a real christian.
As usual they are rewriting the bible. I have never ever heard a sermon in all my years of attending church and being a christian, a sermon on Paul's letter I Corinthian's Chapter 7. Where Paul spends an unusually long time talking about the benefits of NOT being married. Christian churches avoid that chapter because it goes against their you have to be married to be a "real" christian beliefs.
Anybody ever hear of Dr James Dobson, he has a whole career based on this theory.
Well, so poor catholic priest, monks and men who just haven't found a woman. And the people here are right, Poor St Paul.
Well, a woman´s purpose is not to be with a man(and a man can´t be alone, he is the king). Second, should I remind you that the son of man, look at that fact, was single?, and what about the prophets?.
You're at your wits end?
Because a single guy moved into the street?
Well boo-fucking-hoo.
There's me worrying about the millions worldwide dying of starvation, malaria and AIDs, and all of those living under brutal dictators or in war zones and under constant threat of torture and death.
All along I should have worried about you, at your wits end.
Fuck off and die!
Holy fuck! I think I live on this street. I'm a single woman homeowner, and I know they all think that's freaky. I live next door to a single man, who is a minister, and they're terrified of him. I got a letter (anonymous) telling me they don't like "my kind." At first I thought they meant educated, but then I realized the meant lesbian. I made my boyfriend use the back door for a long time, to screw with them.
hey carpet muncher, some people cant help being single dumbass you know if i were the christian god i'd be smackin you people left and right for how you fags misintrepet the bible, jesus when will you ppl learn that its a metaphorical text not a litteral one, idiots
So, now we can't be single, either?
Is there anything this religion allows?
"We can't afford to move right now so we're both just at our wits end."
So the presence of single people makes you so scared that you want to move away? Sorry, but there are a lot of single people in the world. Unless you plan to live in a cave I doubt you could get away from all of them.
Or is it that you can't trust yourself around unattached men?
This has got to be a fucking Poe. I refuse to believe that even the dumbest fundy would think something this fucking stupid. It's impossible to think something like this and still consider yourself a sane and rational being. If this is real, then it's time to just give the fuck up. This world is fucked.
Hm, I am a straight single male and a few years ago I shared an apartment not only with one but with two(!*gasp*) male friends. This must mean that we were gay for all this years without realizing! (Although their girlfriends later more or less lived with us there and one of them now even has two children with his girlfriend.)
*GASP* A single man?!
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Why are they not flirting with every woman in sight! Why are they not taking hour-long bus rides to strip clubs in the city! Why are they no being the pervert pervs to ever perving perv!Why are they not flirting with every woman in sight! Why are they not taking hour-long bus rides to strip clubs in the city! Why are they no being the pervingest pervs to ever perving perv! Why! WHY! WHYYYY!
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What business is it of yours how other people arrange their lives? How can it be a sin to not find someone to share your life with? Have you even talked to these men? They might be widowers. And no, you don't have to be old to be a widow or widower; my grandmother became a widow at 25.
Don't bother moving, dearie, there will be single people wherever you move.
My advice is "stay the hell out of other people's lives!".
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