David Bowie's last words said to have been "Feminism is cancer"
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If it was true, claiming it should sway someone opinion is a very weak "appeal to authority".
take your pick.
Strange I heard Bowie's last words were "Milo Yiannopoulos is a worthless bastard"
Even if that were true, and that's a big if, to quote George R. Martin's Game of Thrones "Last words are often as useful as first words", (paraphrased). What I'm trying to say is that dying people are not necessarily at their full mental capacity, due to being very ill, so ill that they are dying.
Every famous person who ever lived as a non-Christian died with the final words "I was wrong all along. God created the Earth, there is no evolution, feminism is wrong, homosexuality is wrong, the Democrats are wrong, David J. Stewart and Pat Robertson are right about everything, and I can hear the crying of aborted babies as I pass from the Earth."
That's funny, I thought he said, "Would somebody please give Milo a wedgie?"
Maybe you should have cleaned the shit out of your ears. No matter, you can put your head back up your ass now.
Why do people think that someone about to die, especially a celebrity, would have something to say just before they do? I doubt Bowie said anything. Probably drugged up and died in his sleep.
@Musicalbookworm
His last words would be. "one more burger won't do me any harm"
His last words to everyone were:
'I can't give everything
Those being the title of that last track on his final album "Blackstar".
...or are they?
Either way, Bowie's destroyed your entire argument. And he's dead .
But then, David Bowie didn't die, he simply became too credible for mere mortal eyes & ears to comprehend. He has transcended his Art.
You're a disgusting human being to try and put words into somebody's mouth to promote your piece-of-shit agenda - somebody who's already dead and can't call you out , no less. Fucking coward.
Also, how's it feel to be STILL unverified by Twitter, huh? Even Twitter knows you're a piece of shit.
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....and George Washington's last words were, "I can't tell you, it's confidential. So; How's your sex life?".
....and Sir Issac Newton's was, "Yakka foob mog. Grug pubbawump zink wattoom gazork. Chumble Spuzz.".
This is the dumbest version of "Charles Darwin's Death Bead Recanting" I've ever heard. Is Iman the mythical "Lady Hope" in this story, too?
I think 1960s Bowie was utterly adorkable....[IMG]http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f226/SpukiKitty/DavidBowie_SpaceOddity_zpsnwwo4rjx.jpg[/IMG] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5dCcO7Q5sY
I'm still reeling from the news after 30+ years as a Bowie fanatic...and you drop this on us?
David Bowie was a feminist , you ridiculous uber-cunt.
Fuck you. Fuck you again. Right in your lying face.
Other famous last words before dying ...
Evolution is a lie straight from the pit of hell. My bad. ~ Charles Darwin
The sun orbits the earth. I just said otherwise because the pope was a big dick. ~ Galileo Galilei
Laissez-faire unregulated capitalism is the answer to all of societies ills. ~ Fidel Castro
I can't believe they bought that bullshit. LOL *ack* *ack* *oof*. ~ Jesus H. Christ
@whatever
I'd be more interested in knowing what Fred Phelps's last words were.
Probably, "Do you think anyone took me seriously?"
@ Swede
I love the sentiment and use it often, but the words are by Eden Ahbez; they're in his song Nature Boy . Ahbez wrote them about the time that David Bowie was born. Both Bowie and Ahbez were one-offs, and much missed.
@ Anon-e-moose
If true, which it isn't, at least it would have been original, unlike Milo who can only retweet shit from somebody else.
He might have said "Cancer is a bitch"
Not the same thing, now "Milo is a bitch" would be accurate. See how that works bitch?
@Kamism
I try to explain that to them from time to time. It doesn't sink in. Which is sad, because there was some serious bullshit going on, probably still is, instead they focus on twitter wars between equal and opposite assholes.
I kinda feel bad for anyone who actually tried to accomplish something through that group.
@Kamism:
You should have seen the hysteria over Milo losing his blue tick on twitter. The lack of self-awareness, loss of priorities, sanctimony and the associated delusions of grandeur was reminiscent of the worst of the SJW/regressive left. They are two opposite ends of the same sewer.
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