After doing tons of detective work, using clues from things my crush (the obese girl with hairy arms) said, I finally found the guy she is going out with. It was hard to find the guy because my crush's friend's list is private. But I'm 100% I found the guy now, because my crush is on his friends list, he has the same unusual first name, and all the details about him match up with what my crush said about him.
The guy was some fat Mexican guy that looks and dresses like a drug dealer. He has a shitty pube beard, and his dress style reeks of 2005 white trash (Vans shoes, Volcom hoodie, Zumiez cap). His job is he is glass blower for making bongs. His FB page is full of 420 memes.
I was really shocked because she seemed like such a good girl. She comes from a well-educated family. Her dad is an engineer, her uncle is a medical doctor, and her sisters all go to prestigious universities. I myself am an engineer with a masters degree and an exciting and highly paid job at a prestigious laboratory. I am also physically fit and musically talented.
It's really eye opening to me that she cucked me for this piece of trash. Looks like I am significantly uglier than I thought.
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