"The only thing we can truly hope for - aside from a serious car accident, death by stroke or tumour, a freak lightning strike, spontaneous combustion, or being swallowed up by a sinkhole and never heard from again - is that [Ms Veiszadeh] is being genuine about all these mean comments affecting her emotionally," Sykes wrote.

"With a little bit of a psychological push, by cleverly using a carriage or service, it just might be possible to drive her over the edge — Be mean to Mariam. Make it a mini-mantra."