I say it's b.s. that I even have to walk on the same sidewalk as a gay!
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I agree! Imagine the disgust GBLT people must feel when they pass bigots like yourself!
Christ, I hope it's not contagious.
Yeah, we should force gay people to ride on the backs of buses, and drink from separate water fountains. We should even mark them with a special mark, something like, dunno, a pink triangle?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. We know you'd much rather go over to their place and engage in some, um, "Greco-Roman wrestling" and anything else that happens, just happens.
Clayton Lafayette, I have a suggestion which will ensure you will never have to encounter any gays again...
Get yourself a divine transportation device, aka Colt .45, put it to your head and pull that little metal thingy and booom - you are with god!
You never know when you might be in the same building as a gay person, or on the same webpage!
You should just sit hide under your bed for the rest of your life and hope there weren't any gay people helping to make it.
Fine then, stay at home. And remember that anybody who goes outside may have been touched by a gay person better not accept food from them, and any water that comes from the taps may have been in contact with a gay person, better not drink any water, and any air that you breathe may have passed through the lungs of a gay person, better put saran wrap over your head so you can't accidentally breathe it.
"I say it's b.s. that I even have to walk on the same sidewalk as a gay!"
You don't. You can cross over to the other side, like a chicken, or like those guys in the bible. You know, the ones Jesus condemned?
You know what's even worse? Knowing that your next breathe of air could have previously been inhaled by a faggot? Uh-oh, better stop breathing!
Please? Please stop breathing?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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