I love the Chick tracts...especially "This Was Your Life"....that one pointed me to my need for the Savior. Yes, the Chick tracks can be a little offensive to witches, people who celebrate halloween, gays and Catholics...but overall, they do present a very CLEAR Gospel message....something that is so lacking in many churches.
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I'm with Crosis. There are people that actually take Chick Tracts seriously? And like them? I thought the only way anyone could possibly enjoy a Chick Tract was laughing at their sheer stupidity.
I think I'm in shock. My hope and faith in humanity has definitely taken a blow here.
> Yes, the Chick tracks can be a little offensive to witches
It's those two left feet which offend people.
"Yes, the Chick tracks can be a little offensive to witches, people who celebrate halloween, gays and Catholics..."
...but not Atheists here in the UK. I've yet to see so much as one here. Maybe the reason why is this...:
http://www.chick.com/distrib.asp
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^From his site. Yes, that's right ladies and germs: the stupid cunt thinks England is in Scotland .
One thing's for sure, though: in terms of his educational inferiority (via what passed as geography lessons in his past 'hoemskuling'), Jack Prick is guaranteed to be a lot offensive to Scottish people!
Chick tracts represent the very starting point of fundie insanity. The topics of intolerance and fundie dogmatism are all revealled in his many ridiculous scenarios.
If anyone hasn't checked the chick tracts free samples do yourself a favor and do it. It's evidence you can make a lot of money on not only bullshit but also on dangerous, unneccesary fearmongerling.
Fundies love chick tracts why? Because they're full of hate
> ...that one pointed me to my need for the Savior. <
Can you imagine being so retarded that a Chick tract would change your lifestyle? I cannot. WTF was guiding this person before? Donald Duck? Smurfs?
"Yes, that's right ladies and germs: the stupid cunt thinks England is in Scotland."
Yeah, right, one Chick track convinced him to commit to Jesus.
I've read many and most of them have this quick final panel conversion after hearing a few Bible verses. They wish, although it is a tactic we see quite a bit with fundies, throwing a verse or two at you as if there's powers in the words alone.
The poster simply had to be a believer already, just didn't have any local churchs that slammed the gay Catholics witches ever week.
"...but overall, they do present a very CLEAR Gospel message....something that is so lacking..."
What's lacking are the tracts detailing how those that work on Sunday should be put to death, and how those cities that worship other gods (including men, women, children, pregnant women, and animals, but save lots of virgins so you can rape them later) should be put to death, and how if a woman isn't a virgin on your wedding night you are to kill her on her father's doorstep, and how disobedient children are to be stoned to death, and how if you make fun of an old guy's bald head you and 41 of your friends will be savagely killed by bears. Let's not forget the tracts that then tell all to bow in worship of the monster that ordered this slaughter, and how you should remember this often by symbolically eating his body and drinking his blood.
These CLEAR gospel messages are lacking tracts for some reason...
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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