If your mom doesn't want to have sex with you, it's over
It's a mom's duty to make sure her children grow up happy and healthy. Every good mom thinks her boy is the most handsome. No woman will ever love you more than your mom.
If your mom thinks you're ugly and won't take your virginity, it's over. It's common knowledge that men need sex to be happy. If even your mom won't give you access to this basic human need, it means you're hopeless.
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@Pharaoh Bastethotep
I blame Alex Jones
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Dank meme.
Wha- I- Ju- Wha- Throws up. violently
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!!
I mean, sure, you're an incel. But still!!!
Oh, great, the motherfucker`s back. The degenerate cretin of a small town buffon with schizofrenic delusions and a messiah complex, come alive as if straight from Jaroslav Haszek`s pages. A walking paskchvil made flesh and(regretably indeed) voice, come to spill yet more of his violent fantasies as well as some compensatory stories, because this pathetic creature always does.
In a way this particular mental case reminds me of a certain character in The Moomins cartoon... I believe her name was Buka and the creature I now mention(as opposed to the creature I am writing of here in general) resembled a fat, dark purple ghost with a crimson nose of an old drunk and a pair of exceptionally sad eyes. In a way she(for if the memory serves it was refered to as a female) was not unlike our Caamib, disgusting and superficially scary, potentially dangerous to others, able to communicate but in groans and moans, he even mimics the behaviour of the beast for he is forever doomed to seek warmth and companionship, yet everything he touches instantly turns to frost and ice as it dies.
Caamib, a being as degenerate, as he is hillarious, may your meth be particularly toxic and possibly spiced with the "zombie drug", die in a ditch, fuckhead.
Just what the he'll is wrong with these people?
Back when I was a horny teenager, even if my mom enter my room naked while I was fapping, I'd still go "eww no" instead of having sex with her.
Dammit, now I feel sick for having that image in my head in the first place.
https://lolcow.wiki/wiki/Marjan_%C5%A0ikli%C4%87#Marjan.27s_family
his mother providing pity sex for Marjan
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There's an extremely good reason why Mary Jane Lick Sick is known as 'Motherfucker'.
Question: What normal, sane person would so much as think of wanting to have sex with their own mother: even as a fantasy ?
Mary Jane refers to anyone not exactly like him: in word, action and thought - i.e. we on FSTDT (especially a couple of people in particular he's obsessed with: otherwise he would never think of appearing here in FSTDT: ever, never mind reply to them) - as 'Lunatics' and 'In sane'.
Q. E. and (mother)fucking D.
“If your mom doesn't want to have sex with you, it's over”
“It's a mom's duty to make sure her children grow up happy and healthy.”
“Every good mom thinks her boy is the most handsome. No woman will ever love you more than your mom.”
“If your mom thinks you're ugly and won't take your virginity, it's over”
“It's common knowledge that men need sex to be happy.”
“If even your mom won't give you access to this basic human need, it means you're hopeless.”
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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