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I got my stimulus package in the Mail today
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Hi ObamaSUCKS, just wanted to let you know, you're doing a good job of getting the finer points of your philosophical and political views across to the world at large and particularly to the citizens of your own country, the United snigger States tee hee of America guffaw. You stupid piss-sipping thug. There's more intelligence in a ball of stale dough.
Hey, if you won't take that stuff, I will. More watermelon, cornbread, and fried chicken for me.
Ugh, if you're going to make black stereotype jokes, please make ones that haven't been done to death already.
You're a freaking douche.
Here is a fire, perhaps you'd like to die in it?
For soome reason, quotes like this reminds me of Dave Chappelle: "People think somethings wrong with me cause I like fried chicken and watermelon. If you don't like fried chicken and watermelon, somethings wrong with you!"
the domestic chicken is the most common bird on earth. KFC is the largest American restaurant chain outside of the united states.
Oh, come on! Get some new material. Those cliches are as old as the dried pigshit on a redneck's dick.
Do you see what I did there?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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