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A baby may not be able to speak the English (or any other) language, but he can communicate falsely. Is the Bible [Psalm 58:3] incorrect when it says the wicked go astray as soon as they are born, speaking lies?
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" Is the Bible...incorrect...?"
Finally, a good question from a fundie. Too bad it's against people who would refuse to say "Yes".
Also: babies and their communicating falsely! Crying to make us think they crapped themselves when they're actually just hungry! Damn them! Damn them all to hell!
[Replying to 'how does a baby lie?' ]
Preferably on it's back. This drastically reduces the chances of 'S.I.D.S.' from occurring. [/"That's Life"]
"A baby may not be able to speak the English (or any other) language, but he can communicate falsely."
The chimpanzee Washoe was taught sign language. It could therefore communicate her wants and state of mind to people. She even taught her own young sign language, which it learned.
Now, if you can translate babyspeak, rlvaughn, there's a Nobel Prize waiting for you. Otherwise, you're talking out of your arse. No translator required.
"Is the Bible [Psalm 58:3] incorrect when it says the wicked go astray as soon as they are born, speaking lies?"
Asking a question, nay, questioning the Bible's veracity? Ooooo, careful. A chink in your 'faith' armour appearing, methinks. And we can't be having that now, can we?! [sarcasm]
How does the baby communicate falsesy? The only things a baby communicate are hunger, wetness, pain and contentment.
Yes, it's incorrect. Finally one of you is seeing sense!
Considering the fact that the psalms are intended as inspirational poetry and not prophecy or legal strictures, it would seem that the passage you refer to is merely poetic imagery.
It must be hard for you biblical literalists. You have to throw away all the literary value of the book you claim to revere. And all so you can contain your fears of an imaginary punishment.
It's not willful rebellion, it's instinct, babies are born to complain, it's all they have. It works most times, crying is how they demonstrate they're unhappy or in pain, like many adults do. It sometimes backfires as some parents beat the life out of them for it, yes, even good Christian parents.
Even animal babies demand attention and comfort. You yourself need to grow up and stop whining about no one caring about your fantasyland.
ok FUNDY IDIOTS.
Gibberish is what babies speak on their way to language.
Speaking in tounques is what babies do when they grow up. Baptists believe in that. Many Evangalists and other fucking death cults believe in that bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb My year old grandaughter actually typed that b run. It fits. They talk AND type shit at that age but they grow out of it, unlike fundies.
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'On their back is always the best position; to reduce the possiblility of Sudden Infant Death Syndrome (a.k.a. 'Cot Death' [/"That's Life"])' is the answer you should have given, Mr. vaughn. And as you gambled all your previous prizes and money to potentially win the $10 million in this final round, I'm afraid that giving the wrong answer to the Big Money question means you get nothing. But as a consolation prize, here's a copy of out home game to take with you!
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