I refuse to use the word "evolve" to describe anything.
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"I refuse to use the word "evolve" to describe anything."
Also, if you pull the blankets over your head, the Bogeyman can't see you.
Actually, almost everything evolves in some way. Like cars. Soon electric cars will be able to push gasoline cars off of some of the market, and hopefully we're evolving towards them.
Almost everything that is ever bought or sold is evolving to meet demand.
Yes, nothing ever changes slowly over a long period of time. Everything is exactly the way it has always been, and will always be the same, forever.
Have children and watch them grow. You'll see their mind EVOLVE (not in the Darwin sense, but in the 'gaining knowledge' sense). It's a beautiful thing.
But you don't think about stuff like that, do you?
Yeah FailingWaturd, tell that to someone with AIDS... Ever wonder why we still haven't found a cure yet? Do some research you incompetent fool.
P.S. My brother told me his Charmander evolved into a Charizard, YOU LOSE.
Nothing evolves
tha's beautiful
Nothing evolves? Not even your beloved creationism, "FallingWaters"? When you have some time to spare, then please explain me what "eternal, unchanging truth" has just come in vogue in fundie circles, and what other "eternal unchanging truth" was just declared heresy :-D
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I can remember when "the net" was something you used when you played volleyball. I've seen the English language evolve in my lifetime. Likewise I have seen the technology the language describes evolve.
Every year I get another flu shot. Resistant strains of the germ keep evolving to make this necessary. Likewise, bed bugs have become a problem in some areas because they have evolved a resistance to methods of extermination.
And please don't say, "That's not evolution, that's just change over time!" Doing so will make you look even more stupid than you do now.
While the term is misleading, stuff still evolves, such as mosquitoes, MSRAs, and gonorrhea, all of which are a pain in the ass to deal with thanks to evolution.
Good, we'll just give you these 50-year-old antibiotics then.
What's that? They aren't working? Sorry, that's all you get. They worked just fine 50 years ago. You must be really sinful; pray harder. You say "nothing evolves" so those bacteria causing your trouble couldn't have evolved.
We'll just keep the latest, most effective ones for those of us that accept evolution.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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