DURING THE TIME WHEN ISRAEL - GOD'S CHOOSEN PEOPLE - were backslidden, HE [GOD] raised up Wicked Rullers, TO CHASTEN HIS OWN! SO it is today! God has given us a respite, with BUSH - but remember the Agenda of the ENEMY! HILLARY CLINTON - Hopes to be the Next President of the USA! UNLESS - CHRISTIANS - CRY OUT IN REPENTANCE FOR OUR SINS, AND FAILURE TO OBEY GOD, She will BE IT!
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Hmm, yes, Bush is the answer. He'll lead us to destruction so we don't have to worry about anything, right?
When you're that stupid, they shouldn't give you the vote.
At the risk of sounding elistist, it's a pity an IQ test, or even some kind of SAT isn't a requirement for voting!
Oh, for the love of -- BACKSLIDDEN IS NOT A WORD, you MORON. Also, it's rulers, with one L. And last but not least, -bush- is a respite? From WHAT, a decent economy and a dangerously adequate military?
Yes, we all know Hillary is an evull ruller, bein' an uppity woman an' all. Remember, she did say she didn't have any interest in staying home and baking cookies. Clearly she is going against HIS [GOD'S] plan.
"When you're that stupid, they shouldn't give you the vote.
At the risk of sounding elistist, it's a pity an IQ test, or even some kind of SAT isn't a requirement for voting!"
I wholeheartedly agree. Just imagine how many dems would not be able to vote
Don't be so smug, krank. I'm sure that any such test would have to measure a voter's sanity as well, so that rules out a lot of repubs, too.
~David D.G.
I've asked the same question, TDR. I really don't understand all the H. Clinton bashing, but I think it boils down to this: Several very high-profile and successful demagogues/pundits have told the masses that she's evil for so long that people just take it as a matter of faith.
Seriously. My father is a big Hillary-hater. I've asked him about it. He has never been able to come up with anything more articulate than talking points distributed by said demagogue-pundits.
Not really all that different from other fundie beliefs, when you think about it.
So God will punish you by sending a feeble woman into the presidency? Oh the horrors! We all know women should be chained to the kitchen sink barefoot and pregnant. Don't even teach them to read or else they start "thinking" and the get "ideas."
I think God has lost his touch. I remember the days when he used to punish the wicked by flooding the entire planet. At least, that's according to that book you love to chat about. These days he just puts women in power.
"DURING THE TIME WHEN CAPS LOCK - GOD'S CHOOSEN KEY - were backslidden, HE [GOD] raised up Wicked Grammar, TO CHASTEN HIS OWN! SO it is today! God has given us a respite, with SHIFT - but remember the Agenda of the ENEMY! BROKEN CAPS LOCK KEYS - Hopes to be the next grammatical overlord!! UNLESS - AOLERS - CRY OUT IN REPENTANCE FOR OUR SINS, AND FAILURE TO OBEY CAPSLOCK, It will BE IT!"
OP fixed.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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