Please Dont be gay, I saw a man at walmart today and he had the gay voice; which is a spirit that homosexuals receive because they are possessed by a spirit. So don't do it or you will get really messed up and confused. Dont give the devil a foothold.
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By this logic, both Jon Stewart occasionally becomes possessed, because he can do the gay voice.
"Wednesday we go SHOPPING!!!!"
"Please Dont be gay, I saw a man at walmart today and he had the gay voice; which is a spirit that homosexuals receive because they are possessed by a spirit. So don't do it or you will get really messed up and confused. Dont give the devil a foothold."
Whiskey tango foxtrot...over?
"Please Dont be gay"
Oh, sure. Why not.
I know of a gay guy (don't know him personally, he's a radio DJ) who has--gasp!--a PERFECTLY NORMAL speaking voice (deep, no lisp). You seriously wouldn't know he was gay unless he told you. Guess he didn't get possessed by the voice-changing spirit...
OK, that's Helium He2 girlfriend, not widdle demons.
Ream? Oh my, what a gay handle.
Gay men at Wal-Mart!? Absurd! Perhaps if they were also poor, but even then I'm not sure... In any case, I've heard just as many straight males speak in effiminate tones as homosexual males. Sure some people upsell it, but mostly it's a stereotype and you've been watching too much tv.
Please, make up your mind. Either it's a choice, a work of a spirit or the Devil's work. It can't be three things at the same time. And by the way, apart from the voice, was the man a psycho or what?. Would you ask Denzel Washington, please, don't be African American, we don't want civil rights.
Uh, jream, you do know that not all of us talk like that. That said, we could be commingling among your people right now! Our. Precious. Bodily. Fluids.
WM, Yeah, me too it's a blast when little old straight ladies see me in the ladies' room and ask 'Am I in the wrong bathroom" and I reply 'Not for me baby' sometimes they actually run out of the bathroom shrieking
The 'gay-voice' huh? So, every alto-male is a gay man? What about children? Are all little children gay? Their voices are pretty high. What if I nail your sex slave in the nuts, does that make him gay? Oh wait, she is, isn't she?
Well, the "gay voice" is annoying as shit, but hey, freedom of expression, right?
"You're going to choose to be heterosexual?"
~Paraphrased from Family Guy
Quite honestly, neither my boyfriend or I would be caught dead at Wal-Mart. You sir/madam, are a liar.
Homophobia: The irrational fear that gays will come into your house and redecorate against your will.
Also, it's officially called a "gay lisp," which I personally think is the funniest shit ever.
“Please Dont be gay,”
“I saw a man at walmart today and he had the gay voice;”
“which is a spirit that homosexuals receive because they are possessed by a spirit.”
“So don't do it or you will get really messed up and confused.”
“Dont give the devil a foothold.”
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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